If you were a fruit

[Gullywog]

what fruit would you be??

 

[Son of a hillbilly]

everyone who says Banana is a twit. because EVERYONE knows it is in fact a herb...

 

[stss30]

what fruit would you be??

I would be a passionfruit because I think this thread is shit with a passion.

 

[dougdeep]

A raspberry.

 

[Bluejuice]

If I was a fruit I'd fancy boys

<snigger>

 

[Frutos]

No comment...

 

[Sausage]

A sausage.

 

[Bakesy]

An Ugly Fruit.

 

[NMH]

A plum, whenever possible.

oh.

 

[Tyrone Biggums]

A tomato

 

[Paxton Dazo]

I'd be a banana

 

[Marc]

a Chilli...presume its a fruit anyway!

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I'd be Tom Hark, Kumquat

 

[Elegia]

I'd be Tom Hark, Kumquat

When you peel a banana there is a banana inside, when you peel an orange there is an orange inside, but what is inside a Kumquat?

 

[Gully]

...err, kumquat!

 

[HG201]

Cocunut, if that is a fruit

 

[Safeway]

Pink grapefruit.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

A nice big pair of juicy melons

 

[NMH]

An Avacado

 

[Il Duce]

Starfruit.