If you were a fruit

[Braders]

 

[NMH]

what fruit would you be??

With a name like yours, you might be strange fruit

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[Basil Fawlty]

A plastic Banana.

 

[Horsham Gull]

women would love you then kev

 

[Fatboy Quim]

 

[Horsham Gull]

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[defrocked priest]

Dead from aids.