If you fancy a bird...

[Silent Bob]

Re: Re: If you fancy a bird...

Definiately not! being stalked is not nice - personally!

Is it stalking to try and smell someone's hair when they walk past you?

 

[tedebear]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: If you fancy a bird...

But I went about it the wrong. Next time I won't follow you so closely.

Well as long as you don't breach the court order of 100 yards - it should all go swimmingly..

 

[Les Biehn]

Erm why dont you just ask her out after work Les?

I thought you only had that old fat ugly bird there?

In my office yeah, but there are 20 other companies in the building and she works for one of them. I want to lick her armpits while she sleeps.

 

[Les Biehn]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: If you fancy a bird...

Well as long as you don't breach the court order of 100 yards - it should all go swimmingly..

Those damn pen pushers down at city hall with their rules and regulations.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I believe that under the 2005 offences against the persons act it is ok to follow her as long as any watching is done in a purely non creepy way, and that any arousal felt falls within the nationally agreed guidelines as layed down in the 1872 case of Perversious v Rex.
Also if you knock one out don't spill any waste on your clothes. It may stain.

 

[Nibble]

Les, if the girl I'm thinking of is the girl you are thinking of I stalked her last spring and although initially she seemed reluctant to be the recipient of a harmless stalk she soon came round to the idea, or at least that is what I believe.

I am sure she would appreciate a second stalker. While one gets boring it is fun to have a second one keeping her on her toes. I would quite happily use the buddy system of stalking with you.

 

[1066gull]

Let me know that I've done wrong

When I've known this all along

I go around a time or two

Just to waste my time with you



Tell me all that you've thrown away

Find out games you don't wanna play

You are the only one that needs to know



I'll keep you my dirty little secret

(Dirty little secret)

Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret

(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)

My dirty little secret



Who has to know

When we live such fragile lives

It's the best way we survive

I go around a time or two

Just to waste my time with you



Tell me all that you've thrown away

Find out games you don't wanna play

You are the only one that needs to know



I'll keep you my dirty little secret

(Dirty little secret)

Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret

(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)

My dirty little secret



Who has to know

The way she feels inside (inside)

Those thoughts I can't deny (deny)

These sleeping dogs won't lie (won't lie)

And now I try to lie

It’s eating me apart

Trace this life out



I'll keep you my dirty little secret

(Dirty little secret)

Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret

(Just another regret)



I'll keep you my dirty little secret

(Dirty little secret)

Don't tell anyone or you'll be just another regret

(Just another regret, hope that you can keep it)

My dirty little secret

Dirty little secret

Dirty little secret



Who has to know

Who has to know

 

[Biscuit]

What if I wear an overcoat and reveal myself to young girls.. don't tell me thats not allowed now - how will they ever learn! PC gone bloody mad.

 

[Scotty Mac]

i always feel that you cvant have a helathy relationship with someone unless you've stalked them

 

[Les Biehn]

i always feel that you cvant have a helathy relationship with someone unless you've stalked them

Thats what I thought, I am merely double checking she is the one for me.

 

[tedebear]

i always feel that you cvant have a helathy relationship with someone unless you've stalked them

depends on your definition of "healthy"

 

[Les Biehn]

Les, if the girl I'm thinking of is the girl you are thinking of I stalked her last spring and although initially she seemed reluctant to be the recipient of a harmless stalk she soon came round to the idea, or at least that is what I believe.

I am sure she would appreciate a second stalker. While one gets boring it is fun to have a second one keeping her on her toes. I would quite happily use the buddy system of stalking with you.

Ermm...I kind of see it as a lone sport. How would this system of yours work.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

What if I wear an overcoat and reveal myself to young girls.. don't tell me thats not allowed now - how will they ever learn! PC gone bloody mad.

Only allowed now if you're an ethnic or a lezza.In which case you can get a grant to help fund it. So much for Tony Blairs socialist Britain, us tried and tested English males are being shat on once again.

 

[Nibble]

Ermm...I kind of see it as a lone sport. How would this system of yours work.

You stalk her and I ask her out once her location has been secured. It always works for us.

 

[Les Biehn]

You stalk her and I ask her out once her location has been secured. It always works for us.

Yeah ok. Not really sure I want to watch you bone her but the chance of her saying yes are so slim I don't see that becoming a problem.

 

[Nibble]

who said anything about her having a choice?

 

[Scotty Mac]

Thats what I thought, I am merely double checking she is the one for me.

exactly - you have to check that she is the one. how do you know if she doesnt have a penis? how do you know if she doesnt drink milk straight from the bottle? how do you know if she doesnt invite wild animals intoi her house to pleasure them using household items such as a rolling pin?

without stalking her, you may never find out and thus enter into a relationship that you soon realise you dont want to be in

 

[Da Man Clay]

Adrie, why have you posted the lyrics to dirty little secret on here?

 

[1066gull]

Adrie, why have you posted the lyrics to dirty little secret on here?

Because that what this thread is about isn't it?

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Well I think the stalking option is a good idea...

Thing is once you know where she lives what then??