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If you f*** a bird bareback when she's on.....
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Rangdo
Registered Cider Drinker
Albion Dan said:
That would be the ultimate life-long let off
cheeseroll
New member
I find, if you attack from say slightly to the left the SPLASHBACK will go about 30 degrees to the right.
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Banned
Why do birds when they're on their peiod smell like a birdcage that needs cleaning?
That alone is enough to put me off rogering them or worse still, drinking from the jammy love cup
That alone is enough to put me off rogering them or worse still, drinking from the jammy love cup
eastlondonseagull
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The chunky bits can be a bit disturbing, but it aint half fun. Go for it 
So, did Kev get laid in the end?
So, did Kev get laid in the end?
Barnet Seagull
Luxury Player
chez said:
Changing at Baker St.
tedebear
Legal Alien
Safeway said:Apart from being well messy, is she any more likely to get preggers?
(Probably should have asked this a few days ago.)
its virtually impossible!! were you asleep through sex ed??
Marshy
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this is a quality thread.
tedebear
Legal Alien
right here it is very simple like:
A usual cycle is around 28 days although some as long as 40. day 1 is the first day of your period. Women usually ovulate (ie be able to become pregnant) around day 14...... (or as far as day 26 is you have a 40 day cycle).... so the chances of it happening on days 1-5 during your period is very very slim!!
A usual cycle is around 28 days although some as long as 40. day 1 is the first day of your period. Women usually ovulate (ie be able to become pregnant) around day 14...... (or as far as day 26 is you have a 40 day cycle).... so the chances of it happening on days 1-5 during your period is very very slim!!
readingstockport
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But did Kev get laid? 
eastlondonseagull
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readingstockport said:But did Kev get laid?
Ding Dong !
Boy I'm HOT today !
I hate it when Arsenal are playing at home or the decorators are in !!!!
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Raphael Meade
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Safeway said:
good lad
tedebear said:right here it is very simple like:
A usual cycle is around 28 days although some as long as 40. day 1 is the first day of your period. Women usually ovulate (ie be able to become pregnant) around day 14...... (or as far as day 26 is you have a 40 day cycle).... so the chances of it happening on days 1-5 during your period is very very slim!!
but if she is on the pill she wont ovulate at all.
did you know that when the pill was originally introduced it was meant to be taken every day so no periods - but women didnt like not having periods (??!!) so they introduced the 7 day gap
Marshy
Well-known member
tedebear said:right here it is very simple like:
A usual cycle is around 28 days although some as long as 40. day 1 is the first day of your period. Women usually ovulate (ie be able to become pregnant) around day 14...... (or as far as day 26 is you have a 40 day cycle).... so the chances of it happening on days 1-5 during your period is very very slim!!
Christ is that the simple version !
Marshy said:Christ is that the simple version !
here is the compilicated version...
Ovarian and endocrine responses associated with the treatment of cystic ovarian follicles in dairy cows with gonadotropin releasing hormone and prostaglandin F2alpha, with or without exogenous progesterone.
Ambrose DJ, Schmitt EJ, Lopes FL, Mattos RC, Thatcher WW.
Livestock Development Division, Alberta Agriculture Food and Rural Development, 6903-116 Street, Edmonton, Alberta T6H 5Z2. divakar.ambrose@gov.ab.ca
The objectives of this observational study were to document ovarian and endocrine responses associated with the treatment of cystic ovarian follicles (COFs) in dairy cows, using gonadotropin releasing hormone (GnRH) and prostaglandin F2alpha (PGF) with or without exogenous progesterone. A secondary objective was to determine pregnancy establishment following synchronization of ovulation and timed insemination in cows diagnosed with COFs. In trial I, 18 Holstein cows diagnosed with COFs received 2 injections of 100 microg GnRH, 9 d apart, with 25 mg PGF given 7 d after the 1st GnRH. A new follicle developed in all 18 cows after the 1st GnRH, and 83% of cows ovulated following the 2nd GnRH. Cows were inseminated 16 h after the 2nd GnRH. Of the 17 cows available for pregnancy diagnosis, 7 were confirmed pregnant. In trial II, 8 cows with COFs received GnRH and an intravaginal progesterone device (CIDR) concurrently, then PGF 7 d later. The CIDR was removed 2 d after PGF administration. Plasma estradiol concentrations declined following CIDR insertion. In all cows, a new follicle developed following GnRH treatment; estradiol-surge and estrus occurred spontaneously after CIDR-removal. Seven of 8 cows ovulated the new follicle. In dairy cows diagnosed with COFs, treatment with GnRH followed by PGF 7 d later, with or without exogenous progesterone, resulted in the recruitment of a healthy new follicle; synchronization of ovulation and timed insemination resulted in a 41% pregnancy rate.
Emily's Mum
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I hate to disagree with my fellow Daft Bints, but you can get pregnant if you have sex when you are on. I should know, it's happened to me . . a long time ago.