If you f*** a bird bareback when she's on.....

[Albion Dan]

Girls have always told me you can get preggers whenever if lady luck conspires.

 

[watsongooal]

Apart from being well messy, is she any more likely to get preggers?

(Probably should have asked this a few days ago. )

not your problem is she is preggers mate. Its the womans responsibility after all, is her that will be pregs not you, you can just walk away.............





(sits down and waits for mass female slating)

 

[Kev the Ape]

I could lose my V tommorow if i play my cards right.

 

[fatboy]

I could lose my V tommorow if i play my cards right.

Another beer please Kev...there's a good lad.

 

[beorhthelm]

Girls have always told me you can get preggers whenever if lady luck conspires.

well those girls obviously werent paying attention in sex education. Or they're just trying to get of doing you

 

[Albion Dan]

I could lose my V tommorow if i play my cards right.

Does this reply not make this this NSC GOLD!

 

[Safeway]

you dicking *a* again then steven?

 

[Marc]

oh CHRIST Kev what have you said

 

[B.M.F]

I wouldn't f*** a bird while she's on.


I'd go down on her.

MMMM Can't beat a kebab with ketchup

 

[chez]

MMMM Can't beat a kebab with ketchup

Sick puppy.

 

[Terrace Dandy]

Done it the other night and never again. The other night i was drunk and when I pulled the cover of the bed in the morning it looked liked I'd done her with razor blades.

 

[B.M.F]

Certainly am a sick puppy chez

 

[chez]

What the f*** is that all about slim??

 

[chez]

What the f*** is that all about slim??

You edited it you tart!!!!!!

 

[chez]

Done it the other night and never again. The other night i was drunk and when I pulled the cover of the bed in the morning it looked liked I'd done her with razor blades.

Anyone I know mate??

 

[B.M.F]

What the f*** is that all about slim??

Copy and pasting on something that should have been on another thread mate

 

[Albion Rob]

Imho ZTEVE should definitely be on BUM patrol.

 

[Safeway]

Imho ZTEVE should definitely be on BUM patrol.

I'm not even LYING when I say that my cock is too BIG for her ringpiece.

 

[Albion Rob]

I'm not even LYING when I say that my cock is too BIG for her ringpiece.

Even BRADERS' cock is too big for any bird's RINGPIECE. That's why you have to work it in....

Unless she's got an A-ring like the Cheddar Gorge that is.

 

[Terrace Dandy]

Anyone I know mate??

No mate. not seeing her anymore, shame really I was getting too like the patio door entry.