If you could be anyone else at all, who would you be and why?

[Basil Fawlty]

You can't - I'd already said I am

Ok I will change my Thierry Henry, to Peter Crouch.

 

[Northstander]

Ashley Cole.

Good call!!!

 

[scooter1]

Katie Price - i'd then spend the day in the shower, just lathering up....

 

[Guinness Boy]

For one day? Donald Trump.

Quarter of a day f***ing up his business.

Quarter of a day playing golf on the best courses ever.

3/8ths of a day shagging Melania

Remainder of day GETTING A f***ing HAIR CUT.

 

[Bromley shrimp]

Doug Loft

 

[Easy 10]

I'd like to be Fred Dinage for a day, next time Pompey are on Sky. Then I'd run out on the pitch during the game, wave my Dinage cock about in front of the live SKY audience, and get meself banned from Fratton and every other football ground in the country for evermore.

That'd teach the smug baldy ****.

 

[Easy 10]

Oh, and after that, I'd try to rape Marcella Whittingdale in the ladies loo's at Meridien. f*** up his evening job as well.

 

[El Presidente]

Mrs Easy 10, just to give me the triple crown of orifices, to add to the double he has already done me up.

 

[El Presidente]

Alternatively Eddie Vedder, just so I could sing 'Black' every day.

 

[Beach Hut]

I'd like to be - a walrus

 

[Bigtomfu]

Ronladinho,to be praised by football fans over the world must be cool

You want to have those teeth, even for one day??!!!!

 

[Wozza]

Katie Price - i'd then spend the day in the shower, just lathering up....

You have to shag Peter Andre though.

 

[desprateseagull]

hugh hefner's son.

 

[BensGrandad]

Roman Abramovich then I could buy a football club. I wonder which one! and tell the world that I live in Stedham in the place Kerry Packer used to own, not Rogate as the papers all say.

 

[London Irish]

Hugo "Fidel with oil" Chavez, or actor Cillian Murphy, or Cristiano Lucarelli (playing against Rangers tonight for Livorno no less).

 

[tinx]

Scarlet Johansson. I would just stand naked in front of a mirror admiring myself.

 

[Dave the OAP]

Placido Domingo

just to be able to sing like him for a day......

 

[PILTDOWN MAN]

i want to be a tree

 

[Barrel of Fun]

Freddie Flintoff.

The sound of your name being chanted, thumping Warne and co. out of the ground and obliterating the stumps of Ponting et al.

He is possibly the coolest English man alive.

OR Michael Palin. Another Leg end who leads a fascinating life!

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Billy Zane

So you could shag Kelly Brook