If any of you were still in ANY doubt....

[Easy 10]

But the difference between you and I, Mr. Easy, is that the drinking vessel I'm using is Albion related, and yours is not.

Ouch.
That was LOW

 

[Vankleek Hill Seagull]

My wife supports Brighton so I only drink from her furry chalice on matchdays. It's a superstition worth pursuing even during a relegation season.

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Is it traditional to spend Christmas day in just your pants in your household?

Yes.

 

[Ray the Otter]

Yes.

Can I come round this year please? I've got a pair of tight black silky pants with glittery silver side stripes I've been wanting to try out on a family of complete strangers for some time.

 

[Easy 10]

Can I come round this year please? I've got a pair of tight black silky pants with glittery silver side stripes I've been wanting to try out on a family of complete strangers for some time.

Are you Meade's Ball in disguise ?

 

[Ray the Otter]

Are you Meade's Ball in disguise ?

Not the last time I looked

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

"Christ what a shit week this is going to be."

Is that a direct Eastertide quote from God from the New Testament?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

We don't normally allow fancy pants as it is a religeous festival but as you are a complete stranger we will make an exeption. Please make sure you don't wax or shave after the 1st of December.
See you there.

 

[Ray the Otter]

Thanks Frank, I'll stuff them with an orange and lump of coal as you're traditionalists.

 

[Easy 10]

Re: Re: If any of you were still in ANY doubt....

Is that a direct Eastertide quote from God from the New Testament?

Indeed it was. Well spotted.

Luke 12:16
"Hey Jez, it's those romans at the door again. Yeah, something about the water into wine. No, YOU tell them to go away. (sorry lads, he'll be down in a minute). JEZ ! Stay out of it Mary, just go and get him will ya ? JEZZA, get your hebrew arse down here now, sandal-boy. Christ what a shit week this is going to be".

 

[Franks Wild Years]

Thanks Frank, I'll stuff them with an orange and lump of coal as you're traditionalists.

Hey, nice touch Ray.
You'll have a great time. Old Mother Wild Years is hilarious after a few schnaps especially when it comes to the nail the hat on the stranger game.

 

[Ray the Otter]

Hey, nice touch Ray.
You'll have a great time. Old Mother Wild Years is hilarious after a few schnaps especially when it comes to the nail the hat on the stranger game.

Old Mother Wild Years would be a great name for a bourbon.