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[Elder for England]

assuming you were talking to me

 

[Elder for England]

I take it you read the bit about him scoring 6 goals in an SPL game once? And the fact he used to hide a top hat down his shorts and put it on when he scored?

If that's not flair and worthy of celebration I don't know what is. So, as the great man finished his career at the Sixfields, we'll be remembering everything he gave to us on September 27th and honouring him with masks. Are you IN?

I think I'll leave that rather cool dress-up to you.

 

[Elder for England]

Well no, actually he wasn't

He was asking me what colour hair I had because he's buying me a colour from superdrug tomorrow, but thanks for your answer anyway!!!

No, don't buy it from Superdrug, Boots has a much better range!

 

[bright1064]

Badger the cassanova is at work...this should be a tremendous spectacle! If it wasn't so late at night I'd have a stab at SIX pages

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

How is Elder for England getting to Southend?

 

[Elder for England]

How is Elder for England getting to Southend?

Car

 

[bright1064]

Eoin Jess masks, superdrug hair colours, and dinner parties in Southend - CLASSIC chat-up lines I'm sure we'll all agree

WW and Mr. Mac are maybe being a little less subtle than you. But I know your game Badger...

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

WW and Mr. Mac are maybe being a little less subtle than you. But I know your game Badger...

Less subtle in doing what?

 

[bright1064]

I know, I'm a sly old FOX. Smooth them up with the Eoin Jess masks then BANG, I'm in their pants before you can say 'Potter's a pervert.'

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Pervert my eye.

Which option did Elder for England vote in the "which of these 3 is fittest" poll?

 

[Scotty Mac]

would you be impressed by a man who is on first name terms with iain lee?

 

[Elder for England]

would you be impressed by a man who is on first name terms with iain lee?

Iain Lee's funny too.

 

[1066gull]

Enough of this shit, just get your f***ing tits out.:tumbsup:

 

[bright1064]

Enough of this shit, just get your f***ing tits out.:tumbsup:

SMOOTH!

Nice work Aids

 

[Withdean Wanderer]

Be nice Adrie, some of us have spent 3 pages trying to lure her to having a cosy little burger and chips at a glamourous Roots Hall restaurant, and you just walk in here with your 'get tits out' nonsense?

Pathetic.

 

[Scotty Mac]

would you be impressed by somebody who was on first name terms with tommy boyd?