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I think we need an NSC gadget World Cup







Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
So here it is, Merry Sporkus
Everybodys using Sporks.
Look to the future now,
Its Spork Spork Spork Spork Spooooooooooork




All We Need is....Is an Off Road Electric WheelChair :clap: :clap:
All We Need is....Is an Off Road Electric WheelChair :clap: :clap:
 


Titanic

Super Moderator
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,749
West Sussex
CrabtreeBHA said:
All We Need is....Is an Off Road Electric WheelChair

That is, quite frankly, the most stupid idea I've seen in all my born days. An 'Off road electric wheelchair' ?? PAH! :jester:
 


Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
Titanic said:
That is, quite frankly, the most stupid idea I've seen in all my born days. An 'Off road electric wheelchair' ?? PAH! :jester:


PAH to you my good friend, for when we are in St Andrews Nursing Home I shall leave thee crying into your pathetic Electric WheelChair that gets stuck on the smallest of stones as I take to the beach in Portslade where nudity & young women are common :D
 






Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
30,582
Bexhill-on-Sea
The ultimate Masters Series gadget

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The good old wheel, it'll catch on one day
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,836
Surrey
Stumpy Tim said:
When does voting commence??!!! I'm away tomorrow and need to get my votes in soon

Voting for Groups 1 & 2 & 3:
Thursday 7th October - Sunday 10th October

Voting for Groups 4 & 5 & 6:
Monday 11th October - Wednesday 13th October

Voting for Groups 7 & 8:
Thursday 14th October - Sunday 17th October
 


Titanic

Super Moderator
Helpful Moderator
Jul 5, 2003
39,749
West Sussex
CrabtreeBHA said:
as I take to the beach in Portslade where nudity & young women are common :D

By then you'll be taking VIAGRA in the mornings, just in case you get lucky on the beach...

and at night, to stop you rolling out of bed ! :lolol:
 




Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
bloody hell this *IS* a proper World Cup Event.....Simster you are fast becoming the GOD of organising Polling World Cup Events such as this, I'm already looking forward to the next incarnation of supreme thread clashes!
 




tinx

Well-known member
Jul 6, 2003
9,198
Horsham Town
Posh Spice is a slapper,
She really is a chav
But when she needs a late night pee
she's greatful for LavNav
 




Marc

New member
Jul 6, 2003
25,267
tinx said:
Posh Spice is a slapper,
She really is a chav
But when she needs a late night pee
she's greatful for LavNav



:lolol: Genius Tinx



and on that note I'm off home to prepare the extra Off Road Electric WheelChair merchandise for voters :thumbsup: :wave:
 


Gazwag

5 millionth post poster
Mar 4, 2004
30,582
Bexhill-on-Sea
Simster said:
Voting for Groups 1 & 2 & 3:
Thursday 7th October - Sunday 10th October

Voting for Groups 4 & 5 & 6:
Monday 11th October - Wednesday 13th October

Voting for Groups 7 & 8:
Thursday 14th October - Sunday 17th October

Oh no, I'm gonna be in America for the last two weeks of the month so I'll miss the final stages.

Dam, should of planned the holiday better
 


Simster

"the man's an arse"
Jul 7, 2003
54,836
Surrey
tinx said:
Posh Spice is a slapper,
She really is a chav
But when she needs a late night pee
she's greatful for LavNav

When your pineapple's sliced
Don't thank Jesus Christ
Thank your corer

With minimal waste
even when you're shit-faced
That's the corer





Come on the Pineapple Corer, NSC Gadget champions elect
 




Lammy

Registered Abuser
Oct 1, 2003
7,581
Newhaven/Lewes/Atlanta
Simster said:
When your pineapple's sliced
Don't thank Jesus Christ
Thank your corer

With minimal waste
even when you're shit-faced
That's the corer





Come on the Pineapple Corer, NSC Gadget champions elect

This thread is easily NSC GOLD!
 














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