I think I've pulled! [edit: AND I'm rich!]

[Bozza]

I think I've pulled!

Just received an email from a hot sounding babe.

Subject: getting to know you

Hi there lovely,
I was searching the net few days ago. I am new to this thing. and saw your profile. I decided to email you cause I foundaa you attractive. I migaht come down to your city in few weeks. Let me know if we can meet each other in person. I am attractive girl. I am sure you won't regret it. Reply to my personal email at narsa@globemailz.com

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

DEFINITELY go for it

it definitely is NOT a 50 year old PAEDO man attempting to pray on youngsters/get peoples money


whats the worse that can happen?

 

[Bry Nylon]

it definitely is NOT a 50 year old PAEDO man attempting to pray on youngsters/get peoples money

I agree. Sounds genuine enough to me.

Arrange to meet somewhere lonely and quiet. That would be romantic.

 

[Deleted User X18H]

Sounds a bit silly to me

 

[Franks Wild Years]

I'd get rid of the email address Bozza before some smart alec on here gets in touch with her and blows yer chances.

 

[clapham_gull]

I had a similiar email a few years ago, except mine was a little more spicy and she was apparently from SWEDEN.

 

[ali jenkins]

Sounds like a right catch there!

 

[Simster]

Who could it be Bozza? THINK man. Any knowing smiles on the way to work?

 

[Gully]

...if she mentions being related to a Nigerian banker then I would smell a rather large rodent!

 

[Biscuit]

Re: I think I've pulled!

I think I've pulled!

I think you've crossed the silly line..

 

[NMH]

I think you should eschew your previous responsibilities first bozza, and sort out that bank code for Mr Ungbanwelda in South Africa who knows what an outstanding honest chap you are and has chosen you to protect his 30 million.

 

[Icy Gull]

Who better to spend the money on from the European lottery that you have won, remarkably without buying a ticket.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Get a photo of her holding todays newspaper as David Brent would say!!!!!

 

[Frutos]

I think you're in there Bozza

 

[Croydonbloke]

Re: I think I've pulled!

Just received an email from a hot sounding babe.

Subject: getting to know you

Hi there lovely,
I was searching the net few days ago. I am new to this thing. and saw your profile. I decided to email you cause I foundaa you attractive. I migaht come down to your city in few weeks. Let me know if we can meet each other in person. I am attractive girl. I am sure you won't regret it. Reply to my personal email at narsa@globemailz.com

You`re out of luck mate i`ve just e-mailed her my details and made her aware that I support Palace of which she is kina fond of also.

 

[Buzzer]

Who could it be Bozza? THINK man. Any knowing smiles on the way to work?

I misread this - I thought you meant that he was to think about a MAN!

 

[Meade's Ball]

I reckon she's a surefire chernobber. I doubt you've ever so happily thought of your sheep all hairless and beefed to death with toxic skewers. The sort of international menace i'd allow in my fallowed fleece and de-seed on a Sunday.
Go for it Bozza.

 

[magoo]

I reckon she's a surefire chernobber. I doubt you've ever so happily thought of your sheep all hairless and beefed to death with toxic skewers. The sort of international menace i'd allow in my fallowed fleece and de-seed on a Sunday.
Go for it Bozza.

That also sprung to my mind!

That or she's a plant by the russian mafia to get you embroiled in transporting sex slaves!

 

[Silent Bob]

I have recieved an even more fascinating email.

how is the going hope all flowing fine if so excellently if so glory and thanks to God almighty am fatherless & motherless child i need ur help. i want to open my own business, and i dont have money to start my, i ll like to come to ur country, i can do anything. am orobosa by name its means everything belongs to god and all is in the hands of god almighty. i was born in the year 1986. i was not born with a silver spoon, i was born and broth up from a very poor home and family. am christain who have god fearing careing understanding, am resperctful my father was a substence farmer and my mum where doing pitty treader for a living i lost my mum when i was 8 years hold then i was in primary 5 in the year 1994. our father still trys his as possible to further my educational background because i was very intelligently well doing in my examinations and even some others tryers some where x............. i and my father where bearing it in mind that 1day i ll become a medical doctor or other sciencestist engineer. when i was in senior secondary school which was class 1 that was the year 1999 then my daddy was not feeling feeling fine. and we never knew that our daddy was suffreying of hypation beacause the stress was toomuch for him to handled.and we where not haveing money for his treatment so we lost him. it was a great pain to i and my family especial me. so ever since i couldn`t further my education . the year 2001 i wrot an applicational letter to a company called ena mottors they do sales CARS snd car washing. i have learn i can now do my but no money to start the business. prosperity will be yours joy will be yours too all your life will never remain the same again God bless you amen thanks extend my greeting to your family and love ones too God bless you and your family as you help me in jesus name amen. if you can make all the money payment through western union money transfer i will be very much grateful no matter how small or big i will be very grateful to have it may God almighty bless you life in jesus name amen regards Orobosa my email address, glamourphillins4j@hotmail.com

 

[Bozza]

f***ing hell - my luck is really in now. I've just won the lottery. I must have been wasted as I don't even remember entering (preferring to stick to far more volatile and risky gambling, obviously). Never mind though, with these winnings I can show my foxy new chick a right good time!

LUCKY EMAIL HOLDER !!!
DAYZERS LOTERIJ INTERNATIONAL NL
Ref: Number: MCX /2852306/06
Batch Number: DPA/87403/NED

Award/Prize Notification

Attention: Winner,

We happily announce to you on our recently concluded draw of DAYZERSLOTERIJ INT.By(Affiliate of DELOTTO NL), online Sweepstakes International program held on the 30th of September, 2006 and that you are one of the FIVE LUCKY WINNERS and your email address is attached to
-Lucky numbers #: 1-9-9-71-43-05-8
-Ticket Numbers #: M384/541/182D
-Security File #: DMX/802106/NL

which subsequently won in the 2nd category. As a result of this, you have been approved to claim a total sum of $1,000,000.00(ONE MILLION UNITED STATES DOLLARS)in cash credited to security-file numbers-DMX/802106/NL from a total Cash of 20million United States Dollars. Be informed that all participants were selected randomly from World Wide Web-sites through computerized ballot system drawn from over 70,000 individuals and corporate bodies that are listed online. No tickets were sold. This promotion takes place Monthly and it is sponsor by Micro-soft, Dell ,Grundig Electronics, Acer, Shells, Infosys etc to mention but a few and the sole purpose of this program is to encourage computer globalization.

CONGRATULATIONS!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!! CONGRATULATIONS!!!!!!

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