I think I've pulled! [edit: AND I'm rich!]

[desprateseagull]

dont forget to give 'her' your bank a/c details, so she can safely transfer all that foreign money.>!

 

[Moshe Gariani]

congratulations Bozza...

be careful though, all may not be as it seems

I've just heard a cautionary tale on the radio about an American who was conned out of £20,000 by a British hoaxer who sent him an e-mail saying he had inherited £4.5m and that he just needed to pay some arrangement fees to secure the loot

of course the so-called inheritance was pure fiction - it certainly pays to look at this type of thing very carefully

 

[Trufflehound]

DPA CONSULTANT AGENCY BV
MR. TREVOR VAN HANS
(OPERATIONAL DIRECTOR)
Tel:+31 611 075 394.

Looks like DPA put the "con" in consultant.

Whoever heard of a Dutchman called Trevor anyway?

 

[Ding Dong !]

Think all NSC'ers should all be e-mailing her/it !!!!!!

 

[Weezle]

congratulations Bozza...

be careful though, all may not be as it seems

I've just heard a cautionary tale on the radio about an American who was conned out of £20,000 by a British hoaxer who sent him an e-mail saying he had inherited £4.5m and that he just needed to pay some arrangement fees to secure the loot

of course the so-called inheritance was pure fiction - it certainly pays to look at this type of thing very carefully

What planet you on?!!

 

[Simster]

congratulations Bozza...

be careful though, all may not be as it seems

I've just heard a cautionary tale on the radio about an American who was conned out of £20,000 by a British hoaxer who sent him an e-mail saying he had inherited £4.5m and that he just needed to pay some arrangement fees to secure the loot

of course the so-called inheritance was pure fiction - it certainly pays to look at this type of thing very carefully

On the other hand, you always get one bad apple. In the same way that most footballers are not greedy thickies, most people emailing you to tell you that you are about to become a millionaire are not f***ing robbing tossers. So I'd say the chances are that Bozza really has literally struck gold and can probably dream of what to do with his life now that he doesn't have a mortgage. Well done Bozza, I'm very jealous.

 

[Man of Harveys]

What planet you on?!!

No, I hate to say it but I've heard that this can happen.

 

[Simster]

Incidentally, I've somehow made it onto an unsolicited SEX mailing list. I keep getting emails containing links to various sites.

I'll pop them on NSP at a later date.

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Incidentally, I've somehow made it onto an unsolicited SEX mailing list. I keep getting emails containing links to various sites.

I'll pop them on NSP at a later date.

Well I keep getting offers for sex!!! Apparantly lots of hot and horny women want to f*** me now!!!!! I just have to look at those sites you refer to!!

 

[Moshe Gariani]

On the other hand, you always get one bad apple.[...] I'd say the chances are that Bozza really has literally struck gold and can probably dream of what to do with his life now that he doesn't have a mortgage.

on a serious note, I don't suppose we'll see much of him on here if the money does come through

 

[Theatre of Trees]

You received the following message from: peace2000 (peace_komo400@yahoo.com)

At: http://forums.theargus.co.uk/

Urgent Message

Dearest,

I know my message will come to you as a surprise. Don't worry I was totally convinced to write you in reference of the transfer of US$6.5M to your account for onward investment in your country.

I am Peace Komo The Only Child of the former Late General James Komo of Liberia. My late Father was killed in the year 2003 following his role as a rebel leader against the government of Liberia. Following this political crisis,we were forced to leave our country to Abidjan the capital city of Côte d'Ivoire for my life sake. My father deposited this said money in a private security company in Europe as family valuables.

I got to know about this information and as well able to recover all the relevant documents regards to this deposit through his foreign adviser here in Abidjan. If you are trust and truly disposed to assist me in transferring of this fund kindly write me through my email address.( peace_komo400@yahoo.com)

More information about the lifting of this funds legally follows immediately after your positive reply.

Best regards ,
Sincerely
Peace komo.


Ooh look I'm going to be rich! Just this minute arrived in my mailbox, how could he not be trusted?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Well I keep getting offers for sex!!! Apparantly lots of hot and horny women want to f*** me now!!!!! I

You´re a lucky chap.

I just get messages telling me that my willy is too small.

Apparently there are some tablets that I should be taking.

Do they work?

 

[clapham_gull]

You´re a lucky chap.

I just get messages telling me that my willy is too small.

Apparently there are some tablets that I should be taking.

Do they work?

Yes, you buy a big packet and pad out your underpants with them.

 

[Beach Hut]

Yes, you buy a big packet and pad out your underpants with them.

So what if you wear boxer shorts then

 

[clapham_gull]

So what if you wear boxer shorts then

Wrap a flannel round it.

 

[Beach Hut]

Wrap a flannel round it.

Warm or cold flannel ?

 

[clapham_gull]

Warm or cold flannel ?

..or progressively dip it on hot candle wax over a 24 hour perid, waiting for it layer to dry before applying the next ?

 

[Franks Wild Years]

..or progressively dip it on hot candle wax over a 24 hour perid, waiting for it layer to dry before applying the next ?

JESUS f***ing CHRIST THAT REALLY HURTS.

 

[Mr C]

You´re a lucky chap.

I just get messages telling me that my willy is too small.

Apparently there are some tablets that I should be taking.

Do they work?

Send me £25, and I shall send you some of the finest samples around.

 

[Gully]

If I took up all the offers that have appeared in my junk box then I would have a todger the length of a fire hose and with a similar strength to tungsten, I would take them with a pinch of salt, they probably don't do what it says on the tin.