I need a MAN with a VAN

[Brovion]

I've got a MUCKER who's a TRUCKER.

Has that one already been done?
Or was my post the very first one?

 

[Titanic]

The 'truck' jokes have been done already mate
How are your nerves, mine are in a state!!!

 

[Brovion]

I thought I may have missed the boat,
I'd better go and get my coat!

My nerves are OK at the mo'
They'll fray when it is time to go.

[Haven't read this for a while,
But this thread still makes me smile!]

 

[RalphMilne]

it must be said,
this is a fun thread

 

[dannyboy]

i think mark mcghee has got a capri

has that been done before?

if it hasnt im quite impressed with myself

 

[dannyboy]

oh yeh and dick knight and his microlite might be able to help

 

[zefarelly]

when I spoke to Mr Knight
he'd just sold his microlite

he was in mid-air over Adversaine
in his brand new aeroplane

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

My rabbits called "Thumper", he'll lend you his dumper!

 

[Marc]

well we must get ready to go,
onward to cardiff to see the show,
watch the stripes take on the reds,
so exciting we're wetting our beds!

 

[Titanic]

Safeway's move is a picture of incompetence
Crabtree sounds like he's got incontinence!