i need a girlfriend

[St.George]

No response yet from the ladies. Perhaps they've all gone to bed to make some cash.

they will love that comment!

 

[Beach Hut]

No response yet from the ladies. Perhaps they've all gone to bed to make some cash.

Serious flamming for you

 

[Terrace Dandy]

As you grow older I am sure you will meet someone who not only likes a "shag" but also loves you, respects you and wants to be with you.

It will happen trust me - and the patter of tiny Terrace Dandys

I'm not questioning your opinion Beach Hut, I'm just mealy stating that a good percentage of female like too be spoilt and pampered and by achieving our main objective involves allot of hard earned cash for what? yes, a shag, will the relationship last for one night or longer? maybe, maybe not, but having been in so many relationships and having spent shit loads of money I've come too the conclusion that it's easier to shag a whore than keep spending money on holidays, restaurants, drinks, etc.

I'm happy with spending my money on adventures around the world and a couple of top hookers over here than waste my cash on some bimbo who's after one thing.

And it isn't our Penis!

 

[Juan Albion]

I'm happy with spending my money on adventures around the world and a couple of top hookers over here than waste my cash on some bimbo who's after one thing.

I hope you are being very careful, then, TD.

 

[Terrace Dandy]

I hope you are being very careful, then, TD.

What's sick about it Juan? I'd rather pay £50 for an hour of good sex with a stunner than spend hundreds on a female that will probably last a couple of weeks for what? yes, a shag.

At least I know where we both stand. who's cheaper? a girl you spend shit loads on to try and shag or a whore? at the end of the day they're both whores but one is being professional about it while the other is out for fun. doesn't matter both are hookers in a certain way.

 

[Juan Albion]

What's sick about it Juan? I'd rather pay £50 for an hour of good sex with a stunner than spend hundreds on a female that will probably last a couple of weeks for what? yes, a shag.

No, I didn't mean it is sick (although it is a bit sad). I meant you might get sick if you're not very careful.

If you pay for it, you DO know where they've been.

 

[Terrace Dandy]

If you pay for it, you DO know where they've been.

Do you know where the girl's been who you met in the club, how many other people has she been with prior too you? Is she just out for a free ticket and a shag, if so who's paying for it?

Looks nice and drop dead gorgeous, have you taken precautions? I doubt many people have.

 

[Juan Albion]

Do you know where the girl's been who you met in the club, how many other people has she been with prior too you? Is she just out for a free ticket and a shag, if so who's paying for it?

Wouldn't do that either. "I don't do sloppy seconds."

 

[Terrace Dandy]

"I don't do sloppy seconds."

I understand totally but a million wouldn't, right, I'm off to the land of nod, Hopefully this thread would of disappeared by tomorrow evening as I've had a few and wouldn't want the women's brigade on my case.

Night.

Mr Dandy.

 

[Juan Albion]

Goodnight, Mr Dandy. I hope you don't get lonely.

 

[Terrace Dandy]

Goodnight, Mr Dandy. I hope you don't get lonely.

Lonely? Me? never, I only get lonely once a month.

Don't let the bed bugs bite. toodle pip.

 

[Yorkie]

I feel so sorry for someone who has such a narrow minded shallow view of 50% of the population.

Did your Mother treat you badly when you were young?

 

[Northstander]

You can have mine if you want!

 

[NMH]

Do friends cost money?

Get female friends, and perhaps one or two might develop into more.
If not, then you have more friends - and it wouldn't have worked as a relationship anyway.

 

[Northstander]

House share with a bird, your guaranteed it then, go to the pub one friday night and get her on the "Cherry Brandies!"

Birds turn into porn stars on that stuff!

 

[Napper]

How about get them to pay for you and then "shag" them . . easy !!

 

[lincs seagull]

House share with a bird, your guaranteed it then, go to the pub one friday night and get her on the "Cherry Brandies!"

Birds turn into porn stars on that stuff!

are you talking from experience if so carry on

 

[tedebear]

I had the same thoughts as Yorkie - poor Mr Dandy has a very sad outlook on life!!

What a shame he doesn't realize that we don't cost the world and some of us even pay our own way!! Love is free - but I suppose he's more of an instant gratification man than anything..... sad and lonely comes to mind...

 

[Lush]

What's sick about it Juan? I'd rather pay £50 for an hour of good sex with a stunner than spend hundreds on a female that will probably last a couple of weeks for what? yes, a shag.

At least I know where we both stand. who's cheaper? a girl you spend shit loads on to try and shag or a whore? at the end of the day they're both whores but one is being professional about it while the other is out for fun. doesn't matter both are hookers in a certain way.

OMIGOD. It's like a sitcom from the 70s or "Confessions of a Window Cleaner".

You're showing your age Dandy.

 

[caz99]

dandy has obviously never had the love of a good woman and i wonder why. what a miserable old lonely man your going to end up