i need a girlfriend

[St.George]

but cant afford one!

 

[Rangdo]

Find one with low expectations.

 

[St.George]

do they exist?

 

[Braders]

but cant afford one!

you've got to pay for them?


THATS where i've been going wrong


aswell as many other ways

 

[St.George]

Re: Re: i need a girlfriend

you've got to pay for them?

reading that again i probably could have phrased that a little better!

 

[Braders]

Re: Re: Re: i need a girlfriend

reading that again i probably could have phrased that a little better!

not the first mate


just as long as its more then £15 you shouldn't get much stick

 

[Vlad the Impala]

Re: Re: Re: Re: i need a girlfriend

not the first mate


just as long as its more then £15 you shouldn't get much stick

Maybe he needs more stick. Maybe it is because he only has a little stick that he cannot get a girlfriend. 'fess up, Georgie.

 

[St.George]

Re: Re: Re: Re: i need a girlfriend

just as long as its more then £15 you shouldn't get much stick

 

[St.George]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: i need a girlfriend

Maybe he needs more stick. Maybe it is because he only has a little stick that he cannot get a girlfriend. 'fess up, Georgie.

it may be small but they dont know that for a while do they. DO THEY?

 

[Terrace Dandy]

but cant afford one!

The best thing too do is shag a prostitute £50 a go, empty your sack. easy!

at the end of the day it's a nightmare whining and dinning a girl / Lady, cost a small fortune for what? Yes, a shag, so the cheapest option is shag a whore.

All women are prostitutes really, you pay for drinks, food, etc. just to have a bunk up, so they are all whores. right or wrong?

 

[Juan Albion]

Re: Re: i need a girlfriend

All women are prostitutes really, you pay for drinks, food, etc. just to have a bunk up, so they are all whores. right or wrong?

Hmmm, this thread could get interesting when the Daft Bints spot that one.

 

[Braders]

*gets comfortable * this could get interesting

 

[Beach Hut]

Re: Re: i need a girlfriend

The best thing too do is shag a prostitute £50 a go, empty your sack. easy!

at the end of the day it's a nightmare whining and dinning a girl / Lady, cost a small fortune for what? Yes, a shag, so the cheapest option is shag a whore.

All women are prostitutes really, you pay for drinks, food, etc. just to have a bunk up, so they are all whores. right or wrong?

Wrong as you can form fantastic relationships with them as well

 

[St.George]

Re: Re: Re: i need a girlfriend

Hmmm, this thread could get interesting when the Daft Bints spot that one.

have i started a contraversial thread then? oh well!

 

[Rangdo]

Re: Re: Re: i need a girlfriend

Wrong as you can form fantastic relationships with them as well

Kiss arse

 

[Terrace Dandy]

Re: Re: Re: i need a girlfriend

Wrong as you can form fantastic relationships with them as well

Yes, until they get bored and want better things in life and by doing so resolves round money which brings me back to my main point which is woman want money and men want a bunk up, so realistically it boils down to prostitution yet again. No way around it I'm afraid. I'd settle for a whore anytime. quick f*** and it's over and not the wench taken you too the cleaners.

 

[Beach Hut]

As you grow older I am sure you will meet someone who not only likes a "shag" but also loves you, respects you and wants to be with you.

It will happen trust me - and the patter of tiny Terrace Dandys

 

[Vlad the Impala]

No response yet from the ladies. Perhaps they've all gone to bed to make some cash.

 

[St.George]

'we want falmer!'

 

[Juan Albion]

No response yet from the ladies. Perhaps they've all gone to bed to make some cash.