I just want to give you a heads up that we're probably going to need to workshop it.

[Lord Bracknell]

I always straight talk

That's the best one on the whole thread.

Personally, I like to talk straight.

 

[Lindfield by the sea]

There was an item on the news yesterday about imported chickens. Only the boss of the company insisted on calling them live poultry products.

In the early 90's, I heard on the news an NHS manager talking about a ward "exceeding its units of care capacity".

 

[thedonkeycentrehalf]

I was advised by an equalities officer last year that I was not to use 'Brain Storming' as a phrase because it could be offensive to those with mental disorders or those who have conditions regarding the head. I should now use 'Thought Showering'.

What a load of bollocks.