I have lost my keys

[priesty]

Any idea where to look?

 

[mr sheen]

Any idea where to look?

as my wife always helpfully suggests "where you had them last"

 

[Bluejuice]

Have you tried turning it off then on again?

 

[Dirty Dave]

checked your pockets?

 

[Nibble]

The door?

 

[sten_super]

I can't tell you where to look for them, but I can very helpfully tell you that they'll be in the last place you look.

 

[priesty]

checked pockets and door.... thanks for the suggestions

 

[Nibble]

They are under my left foot and you're never seeing them again.

 

[Dirty Dave]

I can't tell you where to look for them, but I can very helpfully tell you that they'll be in the last place you look.

I've never understood that saying because you're hardly going to carry on looking once you've found them so yes they would be in the last place you look

 

[pornomagboy]

whaere did you last have them

 

[Nibble]

Are these yours? Found them on the floor this morning.

 

[Tricky Dicky]

I've looked down the back of the sofa for you - nope, not there.

 

[priesty]

that's them!- can you email them back please ?

 

[Lady Bracknell]

I'm sorry, but I think the dog just ate them.

 

[Nibble]

Could it be one of these?

 

[terrymendez]

Have you checked the fridge?

 

[Scoffers]

under the newspaper in the lounge

 

[Gully]

Have the children hidden them for a joke?

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Many years ago, having searched high and low in the house for an hour or so I gave up and sat down resigned to missing my appointment. At which point the CAT got up of the bed and strolled over, revealing the rather warm and cat-haired keys that she had been sitting on throughout my increasingly frenzied attempts to find them.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Are they under your CASSOCK?