I have lost my keys

[sten_super]

I've never understood that saying because you're hardly going to carry on looking once you've found them so yes they would be in the last place you look

Yeah, that was kind of my point, it's a very unhelpful piece of advice!

Have you checked your car? My girlfriend managed to leave her keys in the ignition the other day, with the car parked on the drive, for about 3 hours.

 

[Nibble]

It's okay everyone.They have been found.

 

[Jahooli]

Is that a miniature Davros with his head on fire in there as well?

 

[Braders]

on the SIDE

 

[Jahooli]

Yep right of his/her spine from our point of view.
Bit like Inner Space/Fantastic Voyage?

 

[priesty]

FOUND EM!- they were in car my down the side of the seat.
Thanks for all your suggestions guys

 

[Box of Frogs]

Can we stop looking now then?

 

[Gully]

...is there anyone else on here who has lost something that they urgently need to find?

 

[Scoffers]

excellent, I can finally relax now

 

[Meade's Ball]

...is there anyone else on here who has lost something that they urgently need to find?

My pet goose, Barrington.

 

[maffew]

My pet goose, Barrington.

sorry Meado I though it was a stray

 

[Meade's Ball]

sorry Meado I though it was a stray

*gulp*
I can see his cooked green guts.
Was he strayly walking down the street with a costcutters bag of milk and biscuits round his neck and a newspaper and loose change in his beak i'd sent him to bring back for me, unable to then squawk out at his sudden goosenapping?

 

[maffew]

*gulp*
I can see his cooked green guts.
Was he strayly walking down the street with a costcutters bag of milk and biscuits round his neck and a newspaper and loose change in his beak i'd sent him to bring back for me, unable to then squawk out at his sudden goosenapping?

yeah thats the fella

 

[Nibble]

...is there anyone else on here who has lost something

Not Adrie that's for sure.

 

[Braders]

...is there anyone else on here who has lost something that they urgently need to find?

anyone seen my confidence?

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

You should have asked Uncle Buck.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

I got home from work at 12.30 today only to find the doors locked , didn't take my keys as I thought Russ would be in , he had gone to college. Sat on a sun lounger in the back garden until 15.40 when the wife came home. We had a plumber coming round at 3 and I looked a bit of a prat when I told him I was locked out. Plumber came back at 16.00 did the job and charged me Polish plumbers rates , well chuffed.

 

[acrossthepond]

...is there anyone else on here who has lost something that they urgently need to find?

As it happens, yes.

I appear to have misplaced my virginity - has anyone seen it?

 

[Muhammed - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

As it happens, yes.

I appear to have misplaced my virginity - has anyone seen it?

i took it

 

[acrossthepond]

i took it

Is it looking in good nick, or getting a bit shredded?

I was quite attached to it, it was with me for quite a while.