I have a DILEMMA I need to share...

[Easy 10]

We're bloody brilliant. This has been proved beyond question, but this is football. Freakish things happen. Portsmouth make 2 Cup Finals in recent years. Arsenal concede 8. Murray stirs from his sickbed despite him still having several years to run on his contract. WEIRD stuff happens in this game. The next two League games at the Amex are:

Leeds
Palace

The question I am asking you is...would you accomodate a Leeds defeat in order to swerve the (ridiculous) prospect of Crystal Palace claiming an unliklely, flukey victory ,and therefore FOREVER holding over us a pointless, shitty little "lame to fame" of being the first team EVER to claim 3 points at our now legendary arena ?

I know its almost CERTAIN not to happen, but then again, you never quite know. It would be the small silver lining for me on the night if Leeds have turned us over (not that I'd be cock-a-hoop at that either, obviously). But the other alternative would, I think, be much worse.

So what says ye ?

 

[looney]

STFU whiner, we will beat both.

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Sod that...turn them both over!

 

[Questions]

We're bloody brilliant. This has been proved beyond question, but this is football. Freakish things happen. Portsmouth make 2 Cup Finals in recent years. Arsenal concede 8. Murray stirs from his sickbed despite him still having several years to run on his contract. WEIRD stuff happens in this game. The next two League games at the Amex are:

Leeds
Palace

The question I am asking you is...would you accomodate a Leeds defeat in order to swerve the (ridiculous) prospect of Crystal Palace claiming an unliklely, flukey victory ,and therefore FOREVER holding over us a pointless, shitty little "lame to fame" of being the first team EVER to claim 3 points at our now legendary arena ?

I know its almost CERTAIN not to happen, but then again, you never quite know. It would be the small silver lining for me on the night if Leeds have turned us over (not that I'd be cock-a-hoop at tha either, obviously). But the other alternative would, I think, be much worse.

We Easy have no control over such things but the great man Gus does. So fret not you young fretful person because I am positive that we will do them both, Palace by at least 3 goals. I will not even entertain that sordid mob from SE London getting so much as a point at our place so chill.

 

[deletebeepbeepbeep]

We'll give beat them both with ease. No worries.

 

[darkcore1977]

Have this awful feeling in my chest ,which i feel now that palace will do us . I do belive we will finish above them but no luck over the two games.

 

[bennibenj]

as people have said, lets grab 3 points from each game

 

[Easy 10]

We Easy have no control over such things but the great man Gus does. So fret not you young fretful person because I am positive that we will do them both, Palace by at least 3 goals. I will not even entertain that sordid mob from SE London getting so much as a point at our place so chill.

I find succour at your ample breast, and guzzle deeply from your erect nipple of calm assuredness. Thank you.

Thank you.

 

[Titanic]

You utter WHELK!

 

[matthew]

can't wait for both games but i can see us drawing with Leeds then Losing to Palace which would be very, very, very shit.

 

[mcshane in the 79th]

can't wait for both games but i can see us drawing with Leeds then Losing to Palace which would be very, very, very shit.

Burn him :flame:

 

[Colossal Squid]

I must admit I'm genuinely starting to worry about this fixture now. I mean we're obviously a MUCH better team than Palace but as you say, strange things do happen in football, and we can't go unbeaten forever.

It would be HORRIBLE, truly, for them to take the spoils. I am going to be TENSE every day between now and the day of the game.

Bugger

 

[Gritt23]

....the first team EVER to claim 3 points at our now legendary arena ?

Do we not already hold that distinction?

Panic not sir, trust in Gus, some people will inevitably claim points off us this season, but they are merely crumbs from our table. We are enjoying the full banquet, and will continue to do so while Bloom and Gus are at this great club of ours.

 

[Easy 10]

Do we not already hold that distinction?

Panic not sir, trust in Gus, some people will inevitably claim points off us this season, but they are merely crumbs from our table. We are enjoying the full banquet, and will continue to do so while Bloom and Gus are at this great club of ours.

Of this I have no doubt.

But I'm not sure I could handle the prospect of that mob from Shoplifting Central being the first team annointed to leave our fabulous arena resplendant with three points. WHATEVER else happens this season, they would hold that over us forever.

If we are still unbeaten at home in the league by then, I am going to be CACKING it. I'm sorry, but thats juts me.

 

[DarrenFreemansPerm]

Good god Easy, it is not healthy to think like this! Get a grip of yourself

 

[Beach Hut]

We will have far more choices soon with Buckley and Hoskins back and hopefully a more match fit Lua Lua so fret ye not.

 

[Easy 10]

Truth be known, I'd have LOVED the home game with the pyromanic thieving looters to have been some time next year, so as to have probably denied them the chance of that first Amex defeat before they pitch up in their gypsy trailors in Preston Park for the week. They COULD still fluke it. Dodgy ref, outrageous offside, deflection off an asteroid, I'VE SEEN IT HAPPEN.

If Leeds win I'll be gutted. But I'll be a tinsy bit relieved as well. There, I said it.

 

[Questions]

Of this I have no doubt.

But I'm not sure I could handle the prospect of that mob from Shoplifting Central being the first team annointed to leave our fabulous arena resplendant with three points. WHATEVER else happens this season, they would hold that over us forever.

If we are still unbeaten at home in the league by then, I am going to be CACKING it. I'm sorry, but thats juts me.

You`re working yourself up into a state now young man. Palace will leave The Amex with nothing, zilch, zero, not a sausage......f*** ALL.
As if Gus would ever let that happen. Now pour yourself that drink, sit back, relax and think nice thoughts.

 

[Questions]

Good god Easy, it is not healthy to think like this! Get a grip of yourself

I`m worried about him. I`ve never seen him like this.

 

[Easy 10]

Maybe I've been spending too long on BBS.

They've INFECTED me with their delusuions, thats what they've done.

*fretting*