Easy 10
Brain dead MUG SHEEP
Can't believe it.
Last game of the season, huge piss-up in town after the game, and I'm all FLIDDED up. I managed to seriosuly stub my big left toe on the stairs the other night, and it now resembles a ripe victoria PLUM in both shape and colour. Putting on a shoe for work is absolute AGONY, and when I'm driving and using the clutch to change gear, I almost pass out with the pain.
I'll probably get away with flipflops tomorrow, but the slightest pressure on it still brings excruciating pangs of pain shooting up my leg, meaning that whenever I am trying to walk, it looks like I am hobbling over broken glass and I pull all these gay faces. I will get zero sympathy tomorrow as I know my "mates" will crack on from boozer to boozer, oblivious to the pitiful crippled MESS that is shambling along behind them just trying to keep up.
This could NOT have happened at a worse time.
Last game of the season, huge piss-up in town after the game, and I'm all FLIDDED up. I managed to seriosuly stub my big left toe on the stairs the other night, and it now resembles a ripe victoria PLUM in both shape and colour. Putting on a shoe for work is absolute AGONY, and when I'm driving and using the clutch to change gear, I almost pass out with the pain.
I'll probably get away with flipflops tomorrow, but the slightest pressure on it still brings excruciating pangs of pain shooting up my leg, meaning that whenever I am trying to walk, it looks like I am hobbling over broken glass and I pull all these gay faces. I will get zero sympathy tomorrow as I know my "mates" will crack on from boozer to boozer, oblivious to the pitiful crippled MESS that is shambling along behind them just trying to keep up.
This could NOT have happened at a worse time.