I can't wait for tomorrow - Crewe!

[JonC]

Handy for you then that your writing is so pony that no-one in their right mind would buy one off you.

Now trot on you gobshite.

f*** me, some of you really are humourless.

Yeah, 'cos I was TOTALLY serious about us winning 5-0

 

[Trufflehound]

Though I reckon we'll win the play offs this time around.

Crewe in the Premiership? That's almost as daft as, say, Wigan getting into the Premiership...

Oh, hang on...

 

[bhaexpress]

Congratulations ! You've just won the Watford O of the week award.

 

[JonC]

Congratulations ! You've just won the Watford O of the week award.

Is that good?

 

[Simster]

f*** me, some of you really are humourless.

Yeah, 'cos I was TOTALLY serious about us winning 5-0

Were you totally serious about your "hilarious" Cardiff preview where you spouted 'Cardiff should be OK. As long as Dave Jones stays away from care homes.'

We've got a new Argentinian striker. Perhaps you could add that to your latest preview and encourage people to sing about the sinking of the Belgrano - you know, for more shits and giggles like.

You just sound like a total dick. A bit like like Harry Enfields George Whitebread Yorksherman character, only from a totally anonymous and pointless part of the country.

 

[JonC]

We've got a new Argentinian striker. Perhaps you could add that to your latest preview and encourage people to sing about the sinking of the Belgrano - you know, for more shits and giggles like.

That sounds like an IDEA.

 

[Trufflehound]

Where is Crewe anyway? Does anyone actually know?

 

[Basil Fawlty]

The scoreline will be more like Brighton 5- Crewe 0, Crewe in the premiership, you would get completely slaughtered.

 

[bhaexpress]

It's a suburb of Stoke they say.

 

[JonC]

It's a suburb of Stoke they say.

Hehe. I liked that one.

 

[Artois]

 

[Simster]

It's a suburb of Stoke they say.

Nah. If it was, I think you'd find Stoke fans would give more than two shits about them.

It's in South Cheshire I think.

 

[JonC]

It's in South Cheshire I think.

Arrrr, you've been visiting again haven't you?

 

[bhaexpress]

Crewe is one place that everybody just passes through or by though, does anybody really live there ?

 

[Simster]

Arrrr, you've been visiting again haven't you?

A good friend of mine is from Crewe. Loves his football actually. Though obviously he'd never been to Gresty Road...

 

[JonC]

Crewe is one place that everybody just passes through or by though, does anybody really live there ?

No. No-one lives here.

It's a bit like Famagusta.

 

[bhaexpress]

A good friend of mine is from Crewe. Loves his football actually. Though obviously he'd never been to Gresty Road...

 

[Everest]

Also....the fantastic fanzine, Once In A Blue Moon

That's about as often as we have a fanzine

 

[Knightsworld]

Where is Crewe anyway? Does anyone actually know?

See 50 geeks in anoraks standing at the end of a railway platform.

That's Crewe.

 

[Simster]

See 50 geeks in anoraks standing at the end of a railway platform.

That's Crewe.

No football related trouble in Brighton tomorrow night, that's for sure. All 30 of them will have their lunchboxes packed and will rush off as soon as they can. It's not often you can get in a CHEEKY WANK at Clapham Junction on the way back from an away trip.