I am the MILF Hunter of the weekend.

[The Wookiee]

Have to agree, MILF is the only way to go. I was discussing this with my MILF tonight, and she just doesn't get smashing in the back doors. She can't understand why any straight guy would want to travel that way, when there's something better and cleaner. As she put it, the back door should only be used for 1 thing, and I have to agree, leave the back door to the fudge packers...

I agree, there is something quite GAY about going up the chocolate highway.

 

[csider]

I agree, there is something quite GAY about going up the chocolate highway.

Every hole is a goal, unless its a manhole......THEN its an own goal.

How can it be gay when thrashing about in ben with a woman??

Do you think a blow job is gay ??

 

[Trufflehound]

How can it be gay when thrashing about in ben ...

 

[csider]

Oh f***...........BED, Honestly Guv'

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

Tried the older woman thing once or twice when I was younger, very nice it was too until I sussed one was my mates MUM and was still married to his DAD! only found out when I bumped into him in the street and he asked me to come in for a sec while he picked something up, in I go and sitting round the table were the Woman I had met at a party a week before, and ended up totalling monstering on the beach afterwards, who was his dear old ma! and alongside her was his massive dad!, I nearly dropped my guts there and then.

She was 46 and I was 18!

eek.

 

[csider]

Tried the older woman thing once or twice when I was younger, very nice it was too until I sussed one was my mates MUM and was still married to his DAD! only found out when I bumped into him in the street and he asked me to come in for a sec while he picked something up, in I go and sitting round the table were the Woman I had met at a party a week before, and ended up totalling monstering on the beach afterwards, who was his dear old ma! and alongside her was his massive dad!, I nearly dropped my guts there and then.

She was 46 and I was 18!

eek.

Cap dothed' to fellow MILFER.

 

[Munkfish]

does 28 and 21 count?

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

i think those people questioning arse f***ing women ,want to do it , but either haven't found one who likes it OR their partner wont let them!!

 

[Munkfish]

i think those people questioning arse f***ing women ,want to do it , but either haven't found one who likes it OR their partner wont let them!!

1st comment iv agreed with!

 

[csider]

does 28 and 21 count?

No chance oh little one!!

 

[csider]

1st comment iv agreed with!

He wrote what I was thinking..!!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

i think those people questioning arse f***ing women ,want to do it , but either haven't found one who likes it OR their partner wont let them!!

My Partner would never let me do another woman up the Gary, bit unreasonable n ést pas?

 

[London Calling]

interesting theory, I once pulled a lesbien work colleague, who in the early part of our "coming together" said she wanted me to **** her a****. Similar please and suggestions followed all evening long....................

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

does any body spit into the ladys rectum on withdrawl of their penis?

 

[bright1064]

does any body spit into the ladys rectum on withdrawl of their penis?

Was there a need for that?

 

[Munkfish]

No chance oh little one!!

She did have a child though! and a very tidy quim!

 

[Pretty pink fairy]

Was there a need for that?

thats what they normally say!!!!!

 

[London Calling]

Board

please remove spit from this thread

 

[csider]

She did have a child though! and a very tidy quim!

I think she should be in her 30+ to qualify as a genuine MILF. You can have one point for effort though.

 

[rusty redeyes]

I'm 44, my MILF is 50, does that still count or should I ask at my mediation session when the wife brings it up for discussion?