How would you deal with this idiot?

[wunt be druv]

Chainsaw the Fucker and his car,that'll learn 'im!

 

[Lush]

Print off one of the news stories about brain damaged kids, they and their family's lives in tatters from road accidents and put it under his windscreen wiper.

Here's one from today:

BBC News - Cerys Edwards injured by speeding driver awarded £5m

 

[vegster]

This is easy.

You will first need to obtain the following:

. A balaclava
. Black overalls *other dark colours will suffice
. An old pair of trainers you don't mind chucking
. Leather gloves
. Latex gloves *just to be double safe
. A Bowie knife *if not easily got, a standard kitchen knife will suffice
. A baseball bat

Once you have these items, you must spend a week watching the young fella. You will work out his routine pretty quickly. Find out what time he gets home, chances are it will be between 17.00-19.00 so still dark. Make sure you have an escape route planned, and a credible alibi via witnesses if nessacery. When the lad returns from work or wherever you strike from the darkness (make sure no one is around). Hit him from behind either in the small of the back or the kneecaps. Make no noise. You should drop him first time, if not keep swinging. Once he is floorbound pull out the knife. Tell him if he continues his behaviour you will kill him in cold blood, he will listen believe me. Then commence with escape plans.

Glad to be of service.

Who so you think you are ? Derek from Eastenders ?

 

[goodoldsussexbythesea]

Don't grass

 

[Littlehampton Palace]

I feel for you Swindonseagull I once had a problem very much the same as this, he kept screeching his tyres everytime he pulled away and always used his f**king loud musical horns you know the type !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-3DtoJeDHY&feature=related
I put a note on his windscreen, but he still carried on no matter if it was 6am or 11pm

I bought a Marksman catapult!!! as I lived in a top floor flat it was a perfect hide,needless to say he stopped the nonsense very shortly afterwards

 

[drew]

Operation Crackdown

This, used it the other day for a 'white van man'

 

[banjo]

Sorted !

 

[c0lz]

A polite note on his windscreen .. please slow down before you kill some one around here.
Getting a note from some one you dont know might make him think twice before doing it again.

 

[DanielT]

get a pram, and as he is about to race past, push the pram into the road so he hits it. The thoughts he has before he realises he hasn't killed a child should wake him up to what could happen

 

[Mackenzie]

Anyone remember the mad old lady that used to wave a carrier bag in front of your windscreen when you drove past her.......perhaps you could hire her for the evening.


Failing that, put his address up here and we'll 'Jamie' the fucker

 

[Washie]

Failing that, put his address up here and we'll 'Jamie' the fucker

please, for the love of god this lol

 

[Green Cross Code Man]

I feel for you Swindonseagull I once had a problem very much the same as this, he kept screeching his tyres everytime he pulled away and always used his f**king loud musical horns you know the type !!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c-3DtoJeDHY&feature=related
I put a note on his windscreen, but he still carried on no matter if it was 6am or 11pm

I bought a Marksman catapult!!! as I lived in a top floor flat it was a perfect hide,needless to say he stopped the nonsense very shortly afterwards

That's the first post of yours that i like!

 

[Seagull on the wing]

Brake fluid is better than paint stripper...it takes a couple of days to work but peels off the paint lovely also oil the windscreen...if it rains there is no way he can speed...

 

[severnside gull]

Operation Crackdown

great initiative


just watched a local news story about a young girl who has been left catatonic for life by a lout driving at 70mph in a 30 zone. He served 6 months of a 21 month sentence. She will never recover. Justice?

 

[ifuhatepalacestandup]

go buy a 25quid car that failed its mot and ram the bastard

 

[super-seagulls]

This is the senario..

A kid no older than 19 drives a car at high speed ( well over 30) around the road in which I live..

The said road has cars parked on both sides, this is not a real major problem as its a residental road...an there is room for a fire truck/ ambulance..

Do you live in the United States?
I am sure that in this country we call them fire engines, could be wrong though!


Anyway to solve the problem, confront him, then if he still acts like a cock, report the wanker. Don't slash his tyres because it will make his driving worse!

 

[jevs]

This is easy.

You will first need to obtain the following:

. A balaclava
. Black overalls *other dark colours will suffice
. An old pair of trainers you don't mind chucking
. Leather gloves
. Latex gloves *just to be double safe
. A Bowie knife *if not easily got, a standard kitchen knife will suffice
. A baseball bat

Once you have these items, you must spend a week watching the young fella. You will work out his routine pretty quickly. Find out what time he gets home, chances are it will be between 17.00-19.00 so still dark. Make sure you have an escape route planned, and a credible alibi via witnesses if nessacery. When the lad returns from work or wherever you strike from the darkness (make sure no one is around). Hit him from behind either in the small of the back or the kneecaps. Make no noise. You should drop him first time, if not keep swinging. Once he is floorbound pull out the knife. Tell him if he continues his behaviour you will kill him in cold blood, he will listen believe me. Then commence with escape plans.

Glad to be of service.

Crikey...fancy popping round my gaff to sort the local chavs out ?

 

[Littlehampton Palace]

That's the first post of yours that i like!

I have posted some good things about Remf, I do find it hard to say good stuff about BHA as am sure you'd agree it's hard to be nice about something you hate?

 

[Muhammad - I’m hard - Bruce Lee]

This is easy.

You will first need to obtain the following:

. A balaclava
. Black overalls *other dark colours will suffice
. An old pair of trainers you don't mind chucking
. Leather gloves
. Latex gloves *just to be double safe
. A Bowie knife *if not easily got, a standard kitchen knife will suffice
. A baseball bat

Once you have these items, you must spend a week watching the young fella. You will work out his routine pretty quickly. Find out what time he gets home, chances are it will be between 17.00-19.00 so still dark. Make sure you have an escape route planned, and a credible alibi via witnesses if nessacery. When the lad returns from work or wherever you strike from the darkness (make sure no one is around). Hit him from behind either in the small of the back or the kneecaps. Make no noise. You should drop him first time, if not keep swinging. Once he is floorbound pull out the knife. Tell him if he continues his behaviour you will kill him in cold blood, he will listen believe me. Then commence with escape plans.

Glad to be of service.

yep

can recommend the back of the knees.
i would also add to the items you may need to procure...one of them squeezy lemon things, just in case he's 'tooled up'
quick squirt in the eyes will sort him out

 

[jackanada]

This is easy.

You will first need to obtain the following:

. A balaclava
. Black overalls *other dark colours will suffice
. An old pair of trainers you don't mind chucking
. Leather gloves
. Latex gloves *just to be double safe
. A Bowie knife *if not easily got, a standard kitchen knife will suffice
. A baseball bat

Once you have these items, you must spend a week watching the young fella. You will work out his routine pretty quickly. Find out what time he gets home, chances are it will be between 17.00-19.00 so still dark. Make sure you have an escape route planned, and a credible alibi via witnesses if nessacery. When the lad returns from work or wherever you strike from the darkness (make sure no one is around). Hit him from behind either in the small of the back or the kneecaps. Make no noise. You should drop him first time, if not keep swinging. Once he is floorbound pull out the knife. Tell him if he continues his behaviour you will kill him in cold blood, he will listen believe me. Then commence with escape plans.

Glad to be of service.

To be doubly safe you need to purchase all these items using cash, then wait for as long as it takes for the security camera footage where you bought them to be overwritten.