How will you cope a Falmer 'No'?

[berkshire seagull]

If its a no then thats life,i shall support reading instead

 

[The Large One]

In answer to the original question -

Remember that farmer who got pissed off with his local council, so he got his motorised muck-spreader to throw several tons of shit and the council offices...? Well, I was thinking something along those lines, but the targets would be a little wider. They would include...

Norman Baker
Lewes District Council offices
Norman Baker
the entire Falmer village
Norman Baker
Perseus
Norman Baker
the Regency Society woman's hairdo
Norman Baker
every Forfars shop (would you notice the difference?)
Norman Baker

Of course, Norman Baker would be staked out on the edge of the Falmer village duckpond with his mouth clamped open.

 

[Brixtaan]

A 'NO' would result in me doing doing something silly and newsworthy.

 

[The Large One]

I spoke with another Albion fan on Saturday who believes that the announcement regards Falmer has been agreed to tie in with the party conference later in the year. JP will stand up on the first day say "yes" in the safe knowledge that it will result in a Labour love in from the city of Brighton, overshadowing the unpopularity of the party in other parts of the country.

Nice thought. Bit cheesy though isn't it? I mean, does he want to make the announcement in soft-focus with a crescendo of strings in the background?

 

[Dover]

Stand for MP at the next election as an independant. Prior to that become very angry indeed.

 

[Gully]

TLO, agree that it is cheesier than a very cheesy cheesy thing, but that is what this bloke told me, unfortunately I have never seen him before and don't know what his name is but (haven't we all heard this) he told me it was from a good source.

My betting is that he is JP's script writer!!!

 

[Brighton TID]

form a people's army and seize control of the state

 

[sneakychef]

I think Falmer village would have to be razed to the ground. I would invite the supreme French Navy to anchor outside the marina and instruct them to lock their missiles/torpedoes onto the pond.

Can't we get a decent nazy instead?

If there's a no we should curse the site so when it is developed into a tesco or some other corporate they fall on their arse.

 

[Bwian]

Either that or I'll buy a couple of hundred bags of cement and tip them in that shitty little pond.

Will a couple of hundred be enough? We need two bags per villager plus four each for Norman Baker, that fat twat landlord of The Swan and six for that Rottweiler bitch married to the Albion Season ticket holder.

 

[¡Cereal Killer!]

We should all commit mass suicide and burn ourselves on Prescott's front lawn

If we kill ourselves, how are we gonna burn ourselves?


I would proberbly get my dad to drive me to Falmer pond with the garbage dump it in the pond and take a dump in it.

How about gettting about 100 or so large pots of blue paint and trow it all in the pond - actually, we can do that anyway