How to win a bird back...

[Les Biehn]

I think you should say that to every bird you graft then the one who says yes is a keeper. I don't don't know what her problem was, she was a one night stand so its not like she can claim to be all innocent and nice.

 

[tedebear]

Re: Re: How to win a bird back...

Wasn't the subject bound to rear its ugly head sooner or later?

I guess he's found out early in the relationship how far she'll go - should be easier from here on in!!

 

[Rangdo]

Re: Re: Re: How to win a bird back...

should be easier from here on in!!

He never got to use that line.

 

[Les Biehn]

My bird said she would do anything for me yesterday so I said can we have some bum fun and she said no. Thats not anything is it.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Re: Re: Re: Re: How to win a bird back...

He never got to use that line.

I think he's stretching a point

 

[aftershavedave]

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He never got to use that line.

post of the day

 

[tedebear]

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He never got to use that line.

 

[bristolseagull]

I think you should say that to every bird you graft then the one who says yes is a keeper. I don't don't know what her problem was, she was a one night stand so its not like she can claim to be all innocent and nice.

yeah thats kind of what i was thinking, i mean, she pulled me took me back to her house, shes the dirty one not me.

Not only that, the bitch almost made me miss my train to temple meads.

 

[Les Biehn]

yeah thats kind of what i was thinking, i mean, she pulled me took me back to her house, shes the dirty one not me.

Not only that, the bitch almost made me miss my train to temple meads.

Shes the dirty one? Now hold your horses there, lets not get carried away, you did ask to smash in her back pasty. I think both of you could be classed as dirty but she just has pretentions to be a bit more classy. She probably ain't though so give her another bash.

 

[bristolseagull]

Well, i didnt strictly ask her for botty action, just kind of insinuated it- but it was all a bit of a joke, and now she's shit scared im some sort of perv- which i guess is kind of true, but hey aren't we all.

 

[Man of Harveys]

Well, i didnt strictly ask her for botty action, just kind of insinuated it

What exactly did you say? Which words did you use? Go on, tell us.

 

[Kylies Stunt Arse]

Did you use the "Oops it slipped" move?

 

[Tooting Gull]

Sorry, I'm still none the wiser. Who are you trying to get back - the old one, or the new one...

 

[bristolseagull]

Ok, well, we we're bonking (me on top), then she flipped her legs on to my shoulders- then we kind of rolled on to our sides, (spoons) think my nob slipped out (its quite small) then i sort of jokingly pressed it against her chocolate starfish at which point she got a bit paranoid, and said 'stop it'.

Later i had her on her knees, (doggy) but i could tell she didnt trust me to keep it in her fanny. After spunking the first time we kind of had a cuddle and a bit of a wrestle, and i tried to play with her bum.

Dont think i did anything unusal- did i?

 

[bristolseagull]

Sorry, I'm still none the wiser. Who are you trying to get back - the old one, or the new one...

new one.

 

[Bry Nylon]

You're asking everyone how to cope with the problem of having a man whispering that he wants bumsex in one's ear? I'm out - I won't be investing.

Why would anyone want bumsex in your ear? You are one sick mutha, MoH...

 

[the full harris]

Ok, well, we we're bonking (me on top), then she flipped her legs on to my shoulders- then we kind of rolled on to our sides, (spoons) think my nob slipped out (its quite small) then i sort of jokingly pressed it against her chocolate starfish at which point she got a bit paranoid, and said 'stop it'.

Later i had her on her knees, (doggy) but i could tell she didnt trust me to keep it in her fanny. After spunking the first time we kind of had a cuddle and a bit of a wrestle, and i tried to play with her bum.

Dont think i did anything unusal- did i?

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


You've just tried to impress a load of internet geeks with a dirty story!

Sort yourself out young man.

And, as for the actual question, I wouldn't bother. She probably ain't that great. I expect you can better her next week.

 

[adrian29uk]

What you have got to remember is that most Women are not like those dirty whores in the movies who take it any direction followed by a face load of glue, it just dont happen in the real world.

If you translated your perverted faults in to real actions most women would accuse you of being a pervert.

Secondly if the women does not fall for you forget it, your wasting your time.

 

[bristolseagull]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!


You've just tried to impress a load of internet geeks with a dirty story!

Sort yourself out young man.

And, as for the actual question, I wouldn't bother. She probably ain't that great. I expect you can better her next week.

what?

not sure its a dirty story- far from it- dig out your old copies of men only and have a read of some real filith.

 

[bristolseagull]

Thats a good call, i guess when you've been going out with the same bird for 3 years you kind of expect all others to like the same shit.