How to win a bird back...

[bristolseagull]

OK, me and miss bristolseagull broke up a couple of months back, (boo hoo) but ive been on the prowl recently- with reasonable success, including last friday when i shagged a cutie.

Being a bit of a nob when pissed i said some rather dirty sex stuff that she didnt appreciate (asking for anal etc) ive now frightened her off.

I need some help in winning her back.

 

[Les Biehn]

Theres no going back. You can say it but you can't unsay it.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

OK, me and miss bristolseagull broke up a couple of months back, (boo hoo) but ive been on the prowl recently- with reasonable success, including last friday when i shagged a cutie.

Being a bit of a nob when pissed i said some rather dirty sex stuff that she didnt appreciate (asking for anal etc) ive now frightened her off.

I need some help in winning her back.

So perfect Mrs Bristolseagull saw the real you, and f***ed off?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

is that the bird you said if anyone looked at you were going to kill them?

 

[Les Biehn]

Re: Re: How to win a bird back...

So perfect Mr Bristolseagull saw the real you, and f***ed off?

He's gay

 

[Northstander]

is that the bird you said if anyone looked at you were going to kill them?

I see a pattern forming....a disturbing one at that

 

[Man of Harveys]

You're asking everyone how to cope with the problem of having a man whispering that he wants bumsex in one's ear? I'm out - I won't be investing.

 

[bristolseagull]

is that the bird you said if anyone looked at you were going to kill them?

er no, the one i bonked is new. But yes, the miss bristolseagull is the one that caused the agro with other lads. She dumped me- cant think why.

 

[Basil Fawlty]

er no, the one i bonked is new. But yes, the miss bristolseagull is the one that caused the agro with other lads. She dumped me- cant think why.

Because you locked her in your house?

 

[Publius Ovidius]

er no, the one i bonked is new. But yes, the miss bristolseagull is the one that caused the agro with other lads. She dumped me- cant think why.

ah!

women eh

 

[Lokki 7]

But yes, the miss bristolseagull is the one that caused the agro with other lads. She dumped me- cant think why.

Maybe it was your habit of sniffing your piss? Just guessing like.

 

[CHAPPERS]

er no, the one i bonked is new. But yes, the miss bristolseagull is the one that caused the agro with other lads. She dumped me- cant think why.

Are you really ugly? That might explain it?

Edit: In relation to winning her back might I suggest a game of poker. On one episode of Saved by the Bell Zack lost Screech's dog to a nerd after tricking him into playing thinking he was an easy target. Lucily one of the ladies (I forget who it was, probably the lovely Kelly) was quite the card sharp and won it back just as Screech's mum returned from holiday, phew!

FYI Zack and Co graduated from Bayside in 1993.

 

[hitony]

er no, the one i bonked is new. But yes, the miss bristolseagull is the one that caused the agro with other lads. She dumped me- cant think why.

She didnt like being given one up the pooper ?
(surely cant be that ? all females like one up the wrongun !!!! dont they ? )

 

[tedebear]

See theres the issue - most people say the truth when they're pissed...so there's no denying what you said now!!

 

[bristolseagull]

Are you really ugly? That might explain it?

Edit: In relation to winning her back might I suggest a game of poker. On one episode of Saved by the Bell Zack lost Screech's dog to a nerd after tricking him into playing thinking he was an easy target. Lucily one of the ladies (I forget who it was, probably the lovely Kelly) was quite the card sharp and won it back just as Screech's mum returned from holiday, phew!

FYI Zack and Co graduated from Bayside in 1993.

Not at all my friend, bit of a hunk to be honest.

Funny you mention SBTB, was chatting to a mate about it the other day, when in hollywood a few years back i went to NBC studios to watch them film an episode- think it was the first one of 'the new class'-

shook hands with Mr Bellend- utter legend.

 

[bristolseagull]

Maybe it was your habit of sniffing your piss? Just guessing like.

No chance, gave it up a while ago.

Now into injecting my poo.

 

[Dandyman]

shook hands with Mr Bellend

Was that why your bird left ?

 

[bristolseagull]

Was that why your bird left ?

could be.

 

[Lush]

Being a bit of a nob when pissed i said some rather dirty sex stuff that she didnt appreciate (asking for anal etc) ive now frightened her off.

I need some help in winning her back.

Wasn't the subject bound to rear its ugly head sooner or later?

 

[Uncle Spielberg]

too late. move on.