How many nsc members does it take to change a light bulb?

[e77]

Two, one to change it and one to suggest a song.

 

[twickers]

This lightbulb rumour, was this from someone credible in the club that cant be named? Have we all been told that we heard it from you first and that it's certain to happen by Monday?

 

[Ninja Elephant]

Matt Hicks changed a light bulb on his own once.

Allegedly.

 

[Bry Nylon]

Three.


One to say, "Is it just me, or does the light bulb may need changing?"

The Large One to reply with

And Hans Kraay Fan Club to quote the original post and then add "This."

 

[Skaville]

Not sure about NSC'ers, but Micky Adams would try and change the lightbulb into a centre half, then a centre forward, a full back, a winger...

 

[Acker79]

I've heard michael owen is coming in to change the light bulb.

 

[Pevenseagull]

FFS leave the light bulb as it is, it may not be emitting any light at the moment but I'm convinced that in due course it will be brilliant. Changing it is just a knee jerk reaction to the darkness in the room.

 

[seagullondon]

Oi, you leave him alone. God knows his life is hard enough that he is compelled to write at least 30 comments per day on here and you have dig at him.

I for one look forward to the next installment of his life.

not sure if i would use the words look forward

seagulls

 

[Nottseagull]

One to change it, and one to shout "FIXTURES!"

O/T How many forum members does it take to change a light bulb?
How many N.S.C.ers does it take to change a light bulb?