How many nsc members does it take to change a light bulb?

[Stuart Munday]

Im sure that it is the Ultras fault that it went out in the first place.

 

[Acker79]

Misleading Thread title to draw you all in to see my largely unrelated blog

Here's my blog about the bewildered grasshopper and the lightbulb changing

Bewildered Grasshopper

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

One to ask Have you tried turning new light bulb off and on again?

 

[Brovion]

One to change the bulb and ten others to complain that someone stood up to change it.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

One to change the bulb and twelve to complain that Thatcher privatised the electricity industry.

 

[Medwayseagull]

If it is an "on loan" bulb one person to say its rubbish before he has seen it on and how bright it is.

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

One and it will no doubt be Gus is God.

 

[Kazenga <3]

I hope we are not going to resort to endless long bulbs like Big Sam

 

[madinthehead]

Who is the referee?

 

[vulture]

one brightonmark 1234 and then 12 to carry his body after he has killed himself touching the live wire to give himself a better view

 

[Sussex Nomad]

One to change it,
ten to tell him he's a c**t and doesn't know what he's doing,
twenty to tell him they've been doing it since 1965,
thirty to tell him they bet he didn't change light bulbs at Gillingham or Withers,
forty to tell him he only volunteered because he's jumping on the Brighton bandwagon,
fifty to tell him his ladder is plastic,
sixty to tell him he has got his light bulb changing tactics completely wrong and
seventy to tell the sixty they are just whining bastards and to f*** off and change light bulbs in Croydon.

Grand total = 281

 

[stss30]

One and it will no doubt be Gus is God.

Seeing as he seems to know everything about everything (including knowing how to be a complete twat), I think you're right

 

[hart's shirt]

One to change it and several thousand to leave a few minutes before it's been changed.

 

[The Brighton Bear]

Is this the real light bulb or the Fantasy light bulb?

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

After a poll , the decision is not to change it ?

 

[Hampster Gull]

In the Light Bulb we Trust

 

[Leekbrookgull]

1 to change it and 11 members to go on a fact finding tour to Benidorm.

 

[Codner pharmaceuticals]

I'd wait for mark-by-the-sea to tell me on the Argus website

 

[ArcticBlue]

Stop pussying around at the back (possibly with a light bulb) and kick it long ffs

 

[Fur Cough]

Seeing as he seems to know everything about everything (including knowing how to be a complete twat), I think you're right

Oi, you leave him alone. God knows his life is hard enough that he is compelled to write at least 30 comments per day on here and you have dig at him.

I for one look forward to the next installment of his life.