Hi Everyone

[KneeOn]

You thought it could be plausible? Look at the user name for Pete's sake. How many Yanks use the word 'todger'? And from the first line it was so obviously a wind-up. Can't get the positions right but knows Torres plays for Liverpool and falls over a lot - alarm bells should have been ringing loud and clear.

And you got the wrong drug. Cocaine doesn't create alternate universes. It just heightens the one you're in. Try acid or mushrooms or ketamine for that.

I'm a tired man!

Yes, now you mention it, i've been very dumb.

Definatly try some of that shit then.

 

[WhingForPresident]

Ban this cock
Not even remotely funny..

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

I thought it was funny.

 

[Stumpy Tim]

Very. Poor. Effort

 

[Domsdad]

Let him be - no harm done

 

[Surreal BHA]

Hey guys lighten up, I know you Brits are into your soccer violence but I didn't realise that it extended to being mean to posters on your soccer board. Of course it could be part of your wacky British sense of humor, my Mom says it is called ironing, unlike here where we have Friends on 24/7 as well as Everyone Hates Chris.

I've been reading about MY new team and town and talking to Dad about Brighton. He tells me you play in THREE bowls, one called the Goldstone, one called Fortress Withdean and the NEW Amex Bowl, that's like totally amazing.

He tells me that there are lots of fags and weirdos in Brighton due to local state tax breaks, which makes it a bit like San Fran except with fewer Mexicans tending your gardens.

GO GULLS

Brighton *1* fan

Randy

 

[Da Man Clay]

 

[Cian]

Funnier than Crodonilson, for the moment anyway.

 

[hitony]

Hey guys, lay off the mean tags. I thought you were looking for new fans and I'm hoping to visit the Amex when my Dad has a meeting in EMEA and visits the Brighton offices.

Seeing as you are clearly a genuine member, and we obviously welcome our friends from the states, I shall remove the offending tags for you

 

[BRIGHT ON Q]

Listen.Amex dont 'own ' the bowl,They just paid to have there name on it for a few years.OK?

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

No, it's very obvious isn't it. All the usual trademarks are there. Think Manchester, numerous accounts including witty Dean Wilkins lover, lecturer in the real world I believe.....

I'm going for one of the brothers Sim...

 

[Stumpy Tim]

I'm going for one of the brothers Sim...

If it was during the working day I might have considered that, but Sim doesn't post enough outside working hours for this to be him

And this is a bit shit really

 

[Tim Over Whelmed]

Very funny, and may be able to give us some advice on our transitional offensive plays which will help us in the fourth quarter?

 

[Simster]

Boring.

Correct.

Not even remotely funny. Both the American clueless thing and the piss take out of crap NSC posters have been done to death about a HUNDRED times.

 

[Simster]

I'm going for one of the brothers Sim...

Erm, definitely NOT.

 

[withdeanwombat]

Truly an excellent post,and genuine I believe.

Welcome to a new supporter of Brighton Albion.

You need to know one historical fact to spread Stateside,namely Brighton Albion's finest hour was their 5 to 1 demolition of Manchester United in the English Superbowl 1983.

Gordon Smith was the main O-ffense man with 3.

 

[Scotty Mac]

what a load of shit

 

[Tony Meolas Loan Spell]

Another HILARIOUS second username perhaps.

 

[¤DãŃn¥ §êãGüLL¤]

Erm, definitely NOT.

Sorry, you immedietly sprung to mind because I heard a Bars a day helped you work rest and play...

 

[Simster]

Another HILARIOUS second username perhaps.

Where's Cheeky Monkey? This crap effort is what his fine made up word tediocre was made for.