Harty going

[Roger Mellie]

No I'm Dick Knight and so's my wife.

 

[The Large One]

Actually I quite like LI's patronising. You have to be of a certain mindset to feel patronised.

Anyway, my urban myth is that Adam Virgo's haircut (the real thing - not the NSC poster) will elope with Dick Knight's beard and London Irish's sarcasm to form a circus act specialising in Albanian washing machine juggling. It will all end tragically as they fulfil their suicide pact by taking part in a low-speed tricycle race through Fallujah.

 

[Ernest]

I'm not surprised and in time Dick Shite and Fartin' Martin will be even more hated than Archer and Bellotti

 

[The Large One]

By whom? Greg Stanley?

 

[London Irish]

OK, I'll come clean, I'm Martin Perry and have been all thoughout my time posting on NSC - the journalist persona was just to put you off my trail

I'm afraid it's true that Dick is turning into a tyrant.

I made an unfortunate slip at the tongue at the last fan's forum and referred to Dick as Bill. Alas, as those of you who were there know, Dick sacked me on the spot.

You thought it was a joke, didn't you, but the next day my P45 was in the post.

I urge you all now the listen to the sane and sensible voices on NSC like Ernest, Ben's Grandad and The Auditor and take this club back from this out-of-control madman. Please, I beg you, act now before it's too late.

 

[Yorkie]

 

[The Large One]

OK, I'll come clean, I'm Martin Perry and have been all thoughout my time posting on NSC - the journalist persona was just to put you off my trail

I'm afraid it's true that Dick is turning into a tyrant.

I made an unfortunate slip at the tongue at the last fan's forum and referred to Dick as Bill. Alas, as those of you who were there know, Dick sacked me on the spot.

You thought it was a joke, didn't you, but the next day my P45 was in the post.

I urge you all now the listen to the sane and sensible voices on NSC like Ernest, Ben's Grandad and The Auditor and take this club back from this out-of-control madman. Please, I beg you, act now before it's too late.

Back off to Blackpool then? Believe me, there's a khazi or two gonna be named after you at Falmer.

Oh, you've withdrawn the application. Bastard.

 

[Troy Savage]

Re: Re: Re: Re: Harty going

Sorry I'm Dick Knight and I'm not telling you where I hid the playoff money

Nonsense! I am Dick Knight and Ian Hart is my love child. The boy is doing a grand job.

 

[The Clown of Pevensey Bay]

Can I just say that I like LI's posts, and don't feel patronised by them either?

Anyway... I have heard from a single, non-attributable source that Prescott is taking this long to decide on Falmer because he actually owns the Swan (as well as another pub on Holderness Road in Hull. Not for nothing is he known as "Two Pubs" Prescott).

 

[Blackadder]

I'm not surprised and in time Dick Shite and Fartin' Martin will be even more hated than Archer and Bellotti

Is such a thing possible?

 

[Ernest]

Is such a thing possible?

Wait until the truth dawns that this pair of clowns couldn't run a bath let alone a football club and leave us up shit creek without a boat let alone a paddle

 

[Hunting 784561]

Actually I quite like LI's patronising. You have to be of a certain mindset to feel patronised.

What a patronising comment to make

 

[Everest]

Ian Hawes will replace Harty on the phone-in,

WHO?


I'm Dick Knight and I hate Sussex by the Sea. That's why the boys will start running out to "Who wants to be a millionaire".

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Dick gave me the play-off money. It's in a bag in my airing cupboard.

 

[Brovion]

Dick gave me the play-off money. It's in a bag in my airing cupboard.

And as you really ARE his mum you should know.

I've been doing some work for the ODPM and I've heard that Prescott DOESN'T think Falmer is the right site. He's delaying the decison not because of the election but because he hopes the club will go bust and then the problem will go away.

 

[Marshy]

mm 1 post... totally ignoring this thread..

 

[Easy 10]

mm 1 post... totally ignoring this thread..

So I see

 

[Paddy B]

OK this is getting silly, it's time for the truth.

My name is Maheta Molango and I am not in the team becasue me & Jake Robinson comiited a sexual act with Mrs McGhee. (I believe it is called roasting in your country)whilst snorting cocaine paid for by the missing play off money.

Ian Hart captured the whole incident on his video camera and DK is planning to keep the whole incident quiet by silencing Harty.


Disclaimer: - this post is a work of fiction, written for comedy effect and has no truth in it whatsoever.

 

[Titanic]

I can now reveal that I AM Andy Naylor - but at weekends, I do like to be called Mandy. :safeway2:

 

[The Large One]

What a patronising comment to make

Not that you're trying to underline my point.

I am Jimmy Melia's white shoes and I have, um, come back to haunt you with my, er, magic powers.