Guess who I met today?

[Titanic]

I think you have deliberately confused me now... I am sure I know his surname too!

 

[Scoffers]

Right, lets start with the letter A

Aardvark ?

 

[Icy Gull]

No. But it wasn't far from where Jamie Theakston plays cricket.

You know someone called Ditchling?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Right, lets start with the letter A

Aardvark ?

Not far to go.

 

[Icy Gull]

Fatboy

 

[Titanic]

Alan Dedicoat?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

You know someone called Ditchling?

It was, indeed, at Ditchling that I met him.

 

[Scoffers]

Well I did try Googling "tv star in brighton known by first name who was seen near Ditching and his name doesn't start too far away from an A" but that wasn't much help

 

[pishhead]

Not far to go.

Aaron from Aarhus?

 

[Lord Bracknell]

Alan Dedicoat?

Jump a letter ... go to B.

 

[Brovion]

Not far to go.

Adam

EDIT: Ok, not an 'A' then.

 

[Dick Knights Mumm]

Albert

(Square).

 

[mr sheen]

Barney?

 

[BIRCHYBOY27]

bod

 

[Lady Bracknell]

Correct, Roz. Neither of them. But you know that already.

Yes I know that I knew that already but let's not give the game away. People might think we're an ITEM!

 

[Brovion]

It IS Barry from Eastenders. No one knew his surname either.

 

[Titanic]

Andy 'Handy' Kane?

 

[The Large One]

Yes I know that I knew that already but let's not give the game away. People might think we're an ITEM!

What, the likes of a clothes-horse, or a breeze block...?

 

[pishhead]

Bert Bacharach

 

[The Large One]

Bez