The automatic wine bottle opener
Magnificent design, it's beauty is in it's simplicity. Ideal for all those weeds out there who can't use a man's corkscrew or who prefer there wine to remain in the bottle rather than the whole lot smashed on the floor.
Out of the Stumpy stable, not much interest shown in this one as yet. Don't write it off though, this group is wide open. To win the group 9/4
The talking Toilet roll holder
Wowsers! Ideal for the party host with a sense of humour, this baby actually talks as you wipe your arse. Genius!
The tinx camp may have pitched this to perfection. Superbly crafted and a tremendous acquisition. To win the group 6/4F
Ipod
Go go gadget Ipod! Very mainstream so you can't argue there - proven potential. I might even attach one to my hat that turns into helicopter blades.
A nice piece of kit but is it too mainstream, scaring off the gadget traditionalist vote? And are there better versions around? NSC will decide... To win the group 5/2
The Infra-red dimmer switches
Sound grrrreeat! I'll ask Penny to get me one for my next gadget birthday. Perfect for fat lazy lard arses the world over. Like Barnet.
The lack of evidence could mean an early exit. Rumour has it the Barnet stable are grooming this for the equivalent tournament at Fratton where the chav vote is likely to be significantly more prominent.
The talking Toilet roll holder
Ipod
The Infra-red dimmer switches