Grimsby Town

[Gully]

I speak to plastic fans of Man Yoo, Arsenal, Liverpool and the like on a daily basis. Those who know me often ask how Town are getting on, but there's no empathy. Someone who gets píssed off because Arsenal failed to score more than 2 goals during the one game they bothered to visit the Emirates for the season simply doesn't know what it feels like to watch the team you proudly supported since you were 4 years old get beaten 5-0 by Braintree fúcking Town.

I suppose most Arsenal fans would be happy to see them score twice, unless they concede eight!

I saw Braintree Town play during the week, a game that they won 2-0. I would describe them as a functional team, they don't have any flair whatsoever and are really playing survival football under Devonshire, which is probably what they are aiming for in their first season in the Conference.