Great scientific breakthroughs we are still waiting for

[desprateseagull]

re the cupasoup saga, how about a vibrating cupbase, that keeps the sludgy bits in suspension. heating element (plug in type, as for cars) can keep it hot too.

dragons den, here i come!

 

[desprateseagull]

also available as a sextoy, with some modification?!

 

[desprateseagull]

back to the diabetes--

http://www.bbc.co.uk/health/conditions/diabetes/index.shtml

some info here.. my mum was insulin dependant, and always had problems measuring the dosage needed (elderly, poor eyesight), for the jab pen.

situated improved a bit when doc switched her to tablets instead. you could tell at a glance what she had taken (blister packs).

 

[mejonaNO12 aka riskit]

the 'make mark mcghee drop mayo from the team' ray gun.

 

[desprateseagull]

An invisiblity suit and mask - for use in the Girls Aloud dressing room.

dont forget the kleenex!

 

[desprateseagull]

The 4 pint milk bottle with a spout so that it doesn't spill milk all over the worktop when all I want is a splash of milk for my cup of tea.

decant to a winebox?

 

[desprateseagull]

A pill that sober's you up, eliminates all traces of Alcohol & kills a hangover in minute's.

No more drink driver's and no more expensive taxi rides home from the pub.

its called water. replace each intended pint of beer with 1 part H20.

i/m working on the dehydrated version, as we speak.. send £50 for a pack of 10,, lol

 

[Collar Feeler]

A pair of magic shoes that allow you to walk perfectly normally when severely pissed. They could make them in female styles too but programmed so that they automatically made women walk away from shops when within a 50 yard radius.

 

[desprateseagull]

fold flat beer cans, for sneaking into the match.. responsible drinkers blah blah..

inflatible traffic lights, for when I want to cross a busy road. or a zapper to change the one that seems stuck on green..

remote feed from doorbell (videocam) to mobile, so i can stay in my comfy sofa and not have to answer the door to strangers..

 

[nail-Z]

its called water. replace each intended pint of beer with 1 part H20.

i/m working on the dehydrated version, as we speak.. send £50 for a pack of 10,, lol

I had some powdered water - but didn't know what to add.

:getscoatandscarpers:

 

[Bozza]

I'm still struggling with these cup-a-soups.

 

[Les Biehn]

A cure for homosexuality.