Got this e-mail this morning.

[Eggmundo]

I just watched a scat porn film on my mates phone.
Now THAT was sick.

 

[looney]

Pillow fetish?

Oh gawd here we go.............

 

[tedebear]

LOL

If the board had a nice pair of tits on it I still wouldn't walk around Brighton or London with it. Why? Because I'm not a mentalist. I have better things to do.

If you really believed in what you were saying you would give 50% of this months salary to the Samaritans.

No? Didn't think you would.

50% of nothing?

 

[Lammy]

50% of nothing?

If your LAST wage packet then FFS!!!

 

[Bluejuice]

Thanks.

This thread has got the following now stuck in my head;


'Cause suicide is painless
it brings on many changes
and I can take or leave it if I please


...and you can do the same thing if you please.

Now that makes suicide seem less depressing. A lovely little ditty

 

[tedebear]

If your LAST wage packet then FFS!!!

I don't get one is my point .... now I must run as I have something far more important to do than pander to your ignorance....

 

[tinx]

A fair few people here need to dry their fannies.

Well this post has pretty much guaranteed me amusment for the afternoon.

Brilliant phrase and will form now on be used a lot in general conversations especially when my missus is having a go at me. It will wind her up a treat.

 

[Lammy]

I don't get one is my point .... now I must run as I have something far more important to do than pander to your ignorance....

Thank f*** for THAT!

 

[Brighton till i die]

*ahem* does anyone know how to make the perfect pancake?