Lush
Mods' Pet
The Argus missed a trick with their headline: Huge blaze at Lewes lawn mower shop
Should of course have been Mowering Inferno
The Argus missed a trick with their headline: Huge blaze at Lewes lawn mower shop
Should of course have been Mowering Inferno
Lord B, get one of these in as a replacement...
1. They're cheap
2. The bi-products are excellent
3. They're tasty
4. They're just as loyal
5. They're a kindred spirit for Nipper
6. They don't explode with the same readiness as a lawnmower - even in Lewes
7. You can hide in and disguise yourself amongst them next time Roz gets the arse
If you have these and they catch fire , all is not lost , you just end up with a baa b q.Lord B, get one of these in as a replacement...
1. They're cheap
2. The bi-products are excellent
3. They're tasty
4. They're just as loyal
5. They're a kindred spirit for Nipper
6. They don't explode with the same readiness as a lawnmower - even in Lewes
7. You can hide in and disguise yourself amongst them next time Roz gets the arse
The Argus missed a trick with their headline: Huge blaze at Lewes lawn mower shop
Should of course have been Mowering Inferno
'Blade Ruiner'
An Ode To Mark The Passing Of Lord B's Pride & Joy
No more you'll cut my lawn
To heaven you have gone
I'm saddened to the core
Alas you are no mower
RIP
Medows are the new lawns
Wednesday.