Good news - Harveys Brewery safe; Bad news - my lawnmower has been destroyed

[Lush]

The Argus missed a trick with their headline: Huge blaze at Lewes lawn mower shop

Should of course have been Mowering Inferno

 

[hitony]

Lord B, get one of these in as a replacement...

1. They're cheap
2. The bi-products are excellent
3. They're tasty
4. They're just as loyal
5. They're a kindred spirit for Nipper
6. They don't explode with the same readiness as a lawnmower - even in Lewes
7. You can hide in and disguise yourself amongst them next time Roz gets the arse

A bit insensitive putting pictures of my girlfriends on the internet.....aint it ?

 

[teaboy]

How bloody ironic that the only time in about 15 years your lawn gets mown, it gives up to ghost.

Can't blame it, I suppose...

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Lord B, get one of these in as a replacement...

1. They're cheap
2. The bi-products are excellent
3. They're tasty
4. They're just as loyal
5. They're a kindred spirit for Nipper
6. They don't explode with the same readiness as a lawnmower - even in Lewes
7. You can hide in and disguise yourself amongst them next time Roz gets the arse

If you have these and they catch fire , all is not lost , you just end up with a baa b q.

 

[NMH]

Blake;

He who binds to himself a mower
doth the winged life destroy
Who kisses the mower as it fries
will live with eternally singed brows over their eyes

 

[NMH]

The Argus missed a trick with their headline: Huge blaze at Lewes lawn mower shop

Should of course have been Mowering Inferno

'Blade Ruiner'

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

'Blade Ruiner'

 

[Lord Bracknell]

'Apocalypse Mow'


PS ... thanks for the condolences offered by so many good people this afternoon. I was touched.

 

[skipper734]

Blazing mowers!

 

[Nottseagull]

An Ode To Mark The Passing Of Lord B's Pride & Joy


No more you'll cut my lawn
To heaven you have gone
I'm saddened to the core
Alas you are no mower


RIP

That almost rhymes.

Would be better to compose a hybrid version of One man went to mow and One man and his petrol can.

 

[Beach Hut]

Just get Edward Scissor hands back for a day...........

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Rod Stewart - "The first cut is the deepest"

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Medows are the new lawns

pikey sites are the new meadows.

 

[Nottseagull]

Wednesday.

I thought that said "Mansfield" on the side!

 

[dougdeep]

The mower is dead, now the daisies can thrive.
We once were cut short but now we're alive.
Sod old Lord B, now we shine like the pearl.
And all is now peaceful on the outskirts of Firle.

 

[Marc]

Lord Bs favourite past time has had a sudden end: