Girlfriend funds Archer - dilemma

[trueblue]

To my horror, my girlfriend returned home with a "bit of a bargain" over the weekend. A lovely (well, not that lovely but cheap) dining table and chairs. Not too bad until she sheepishly admitted it came from Focus DIY. So now what do I do?

 

[Marc]

did she know about Focus DIY/Archer before hand?

If so Bitch Slap her and give her a few more Judo Chops and chain her to the Kitchen Sink (presuming this didnt come from Focus DIY) then BURN the table and chairs in a Bonfire style ritual!

If she did'nt know about Archerscum then just take 'em back and educate her....after a few Bitch Slaps

 

[trueblue]

Sadly she was 'aware' of the Archer situation. Perhaps not fully informed, but enough to know Focus should be obliterated from the face of the earth.

 

[CHAPPERS]

''Build a bonfire, build a bonfire..''

 

[Titanic]

''Build a bonfire, build a bonfire..''

put the table on the top...

 

[beorhthelm]

dump her and the table. Principles are principles, if she knows that fuckoffDIY is off limits, she shouldnt go there. end of.

 

[Robbo]

This is very, very poor. My missus is very aware that i will never buy anything from that place, and she will also never dare. She knows the reasons why, and everytime i ask her what they are, she replies:

"coz Bill Archers a money grabbing C U N T?"

"Yes darlin, he is"

 

[Easy 10]

Trueblue, you must know that every meal you eat at that table will have an extremely sour and bitter taste. There really is no option but to get rid of it. Five across the eyes for the girlfriend as well, she clearly needs telling.

 

[zefarelly]

make her take it back and get a refund and ensure that she gives the exact reason to the shop manager why shes taking it back.

 

[Robbo]

make her take it back and get a refund and ensure that she gives the exact reason to the shop manager why shes taking it back.

Good call!

 

[Northstander]

make HER burn it!!!

 

[Norman Baker suck my lozenge]

Shave Her head ,tar and feather Her,chain Her to a lampost with a board round Her neck telling all the neighbours what She's done.Oh the shame of it.

 

[SK1NT]

make her take it back and get a refund and ensure that she gives the exact reason to the shop manager why shes taking it back.

 

[trueblue]

I'm afraid I can't in any way resort to violence - unless it's against the table of course. If we get enough 'dump it' votes here, she may just see the shame of her situation!

 

[itszamora]

Just return it, and tell her NEVER to do something like this again

 

[perth seagull]

Zefarelly's advice sounds like the way to go in your situation.

 

[trueblue]

Girlfriend just hanging in there at the moment, but the table is in serious jeopardy however you look at it.

 

[brighton rock]

focus now belongs to the wicks group

 

[trueblue]

focus now belongs to the wicks group

Does that mean they have no ties with Archer any more?

 

[Hungry Joe.]

I read that too quick at first and thought it said "Girlfriend fucks Archer - dilemma".