gay bloke in my office

[3gulls]

I think you've got a real problem mate

What, deciding if he should chin the queer cun* or not?

 

[maffew]

I'd stick this by where he normally parks

and if he gets clever and starts parking elsewhere go for this option and he'll get a new boyfriend

 

[Les Biehn]

But we are married!

Does that matter. Married couples still need romance.

 

[enigma]

Thats because your lonley and jelous.

From you geek man?

All that needs to be said- you spent your university years with the Young Conservatives.

LONELY and JEALOUS is you.

Please learn how to spell.

 

[looney]

Does that matter. Married couples still need romance.

I find a handfull of grass does the trick.

 

[TSB]

whatever mate , maybe too big a generilisation but alot do go out to shock

I feel guilty now, you were meant to swear back!

Yep,massive generalisation but please accept my olive branch

 

[Hungry Joe]

I'm tripping over gays where I work. Not that there's that many of them, I've just got really bad eyesight and they will insist on bumming each other on the office floor.

 

[HampshireSeagulls]

At least he won't be taking time off work for maternity leave, expecting you to take over his workload because the company is not allowed to hire someone else in. Women? Ban 'em from the workplace, effing useless.