Anyone remember at withers few years back, one of the opposition players shouting your f***ing shit ref, and getting sent off for it. As soon as he shouted it, the whole crowd went silent. It was when they were defending one of our set pieces- zamora/watson era if i remember correctly.
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Funniest shout of abuse you have ever heard from a member of the crowd
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Farehamseagull
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That has really made me laugh. Wish I had seen that, what a genius!
Not sure if he still does it but when I had my season ticket in H block there was a guy in the adjoining block, in his 40's, who at least once or twice every match would out of nowhere just stand up and explode in rage at the referee calling him all the names under the sun. It was always so random and angry everyone around would just laugh
raymondbriggs
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When the away stand was the family stand and the changing rooms were down there too.Burnley had a player called Paul Weller(whitehawk boy,his family apparently have(had) some shop in worthing).
During the warm up someone in the away crowd shouted out "weller" "weller" and he ran across the track to greets his "fans" the same bloke shouted out "Weller,your f***ing shit" apparently it was his brother.
During the warm up someone in the away crowd shouted out "weller" "weller" and he ran across the track to greets his "fans" the same bloke shouted out "Weller,your f***ing shit" apparently it was his brother.
during those dark days, away to Scunthorpe a few weeks before the "Hereford" match, about 300 Albion fans behind the goal, long haired Albion fan nicknamed "the goalkeeping coach" marches up and down behind Nicky Rust's goal shouts loudly "don't listen to 'em (Albion fans), I think you'll be good one day!"
Norman Potting
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He sounds scary
..Along the lines of "Referee, that was preposterous" heard earlier in the season at Withdean against Yeovil. This after the shoutee (??) had earlier been berated for his language!
Made me smile.
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I tell you what, that legendary Scouse wit never fades, does it?
SeagullTim
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Ages ago at the County Ground we were playing Hampshire and it was one of our first times drinking as a group. We were about to lose, so my friend shouts "f*** OFF you southern *****" completely out of the blue.
"you do know we're southern too right?" was the response.
"shut up"
"you do know we're southern too right?" was the response.
"shut up"
mcshane in the 79th
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Great thread! Some hilarious posts 
parf
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Away at Torquay in the cup Murray chased a through ball with not much enthusiasm - someone from the crowd shouted "come on Murray put some effort in" to which Murray shouted back "f*** OFF" made me chuckle
Scotty Mac
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i think the exact words were "put some effort in murray you ****"
Spider
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I'm pretty sure I remember the same guy. His outbursts were absolutely hilarious, mainly because he would come out with completely bizarre metaphors and would jump up at the most random moments in the game. Saw him at a fair few away days I'm sure he's still around!
Ha! Wish I'd heard that - Scunthorpe was one of my most depressing days of supporting the Albion. We'd claw back the points at home, only to screw up away, week on week.
Reinelt12
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I was stood next to the bloke who shouted that, and did everything i could not to laugh...
At Canvey Island someone near me shouted "This is about your level Wilkins..." and my personal favourite has to be when my mate bided his time for a corner up our end and then screamed "PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAKE (Pause to make sure he heard and looked over) why don't you **** off back to Rochdale you ****"... which to be fair was what most of us in the ground were thinking...
A couple of season's ago at Withdean when we were bad - there was an announcement over the tannoy asking the owner of a car reg xxxxxx to move it - it was blocking an exit.
Someone a few rows down respoded "No - you're staying until the end - like the rest of us"
Someone a few rows down respoded "No - you're staying until the end - like the rest of us"
The Large One
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A few years ago, Hull City were at Withdean, and were the division's whipping boys. They were under the ownership of David Lloyd, who was making a pig's ear of running the club, including closing Hull's training facilities.
Anyhoo, during the game, Hull had a shot which went way over the bar, at which point someone behind me in Block D shouted, 'that was shit, no wonder they locked you out...'
Anyhoo, during the game, Hull had a shot which went way over the bar, at which point someone behind me in Block D shouted, 'that was shit, no wonder they locked you out...'
tottenhamseagull
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fork me
I have changed this
Sitting in J block one game, can't remember who the opposition were, but there was a big fat guy at the back of the away end in a white puffa jacket.
Full on chant of
"Who's the snowman at the back?"
Full on chant of
"Who's the snowman at the back?"
TWOCHOICEStom
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The day we were relegated at Grimsby, there was a typical fat knob at the back of the home end giving it the bigun', chants of 'you fat bastard' etc etc..
Then someone spotted his son, and everyone started chanting "Son's even fatter! YOur son's even fatter"
Poor lad was only about 10. Bloody funny though
Then someone spotted his son, and everyone started chanting "Son's even fatter! YOur son's even fatter"
Poor lad was only about 10. Bloody funny though