Funniest Chant

[Stoo82]

My mate, being a West Ham fan, told me about a song they had up at Manc this weekend. After 3-0 down they start singing "let's pretend we scored a goal" followed by celebrations, they did this 3 times over 10 minutes. Then started singing "3-0 and you f*cked it up" thought this was rather clever.

Sounds like fun.

 

[cyanide-sid]

QPR fans to Brighton fans a few years ago:

Stand up, cause you can't sit down

Or 'You only sing when you`re rimming'

 

[shoreham moonraker]

at walsall a couple of xmas ago we were 3-0 up and sang to their fans "you should have gone xmas shopping"

 

[Shoreham Beach Seagull]

Sounds like fun.

Yeah, good to have those sort of songs just to improve the mood when losing away.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

I have mentioned these before but worth it again i guess.


Away at Preston in the late 80s just after they had said they were laying off a sizeable amount of the local workforce at the Leyland daf plant. Our fans sang........ There is only one ford transit, which made me chuckle.


Awat at Middlesbrough 2-0 defeat i think on our run in to get to the play offs against Notts County. There had been a big scandel in the town with kids being taken away from there parents by social workers thinking there was something going on a large scale and we sang.................. You only score with your children.


On both counts the locals did not take kindly to our banter

 

[Early Doors]

At the Goldstone one Boxing Day (can't remember who we were playing) A few lads in the North Stand starting singing
Away in a manger no crib for a bed
The little Lord Jesus sat up and he said
......we hate palace and we hate palace
we hate palace and we hate palace
we hate palace and we hate palace
we are the palace haters

 

[The Ringleader Returns!]

How about some H block classics.

"Elliott Bennett is a legend."


I've also heard...
"you get your boots from Sports world"
" we speak English in the south" (v Swindon)

 

[pornomagboy]

a couple of years ago at southend, when jake robinson was warming up by us and we started singing " yorkies gunna get you" and jake hid, i found it quiet funny

 

[pornomagboy]

at norwich in the fa cup " Mr Carrow is a wanker is a wanker"

at leeds 2 years a ago they was giving us all the gay chants and we replied with " its f***ing grim up north" and it all went quiet

 

[Billy Mays]

Arsenal fans to Wiltord - You're Sylvain. You probably think this song is about you.

 

[Horsham Gull]

Ok no nevermind i can think of better ones

 

[sammy g]

Thought it was quite amusing us singing that to Crawley in the FA Cup game many moons ago at The Goldstone

I went to that game, my god that was many moons ago. Surprisingly considering we were in the cup and playing a team we were meant to beat convincingly, we did! 5-0 I think.

 

[Flair]

Our boyfriends know we're here! :albion1:

 

[Durlston]

"Is your tractor parked outside?" to Cheltenham, Exeter, Yeovil, Plymouth fans etc.

"You've only cum in your sister" to Naarwich fans.

"What's that coming over the hill? Is it a monster? It's Iain Dowie!" when reporting for Sky Sports at a Barnet match.

 

[trancing]

at Walsall fans " small town in Poland your just a small town in Poland !! "

 

[Scotty Mac]

Hammond do do do chase the cockneys up a tree.

when frutos goes marching down the wing, carole carole

 

[essbee]

My favourite of all time is:

"stand up for .................

there were some other words and some context - but I can't remember
either.

 

[PutYourHandsUp...]

First time a few of us Gully's Girls sat in J we got "They're not sluts they're Gullys girls" lol! x

 

[nick c]

Away to oldham last season,winning 2-0,Oldham fans leaving early;Home to your wippets,your going home to your wippets..........

 

[FamilyGuy]

I still like the old standards:

He's shot, he's scored, it must be Peter Ward

he's shot, he's missed, it must be Gordon Smith

and then there was "How's it feel to be so bald....." sung to that prematurely bald froward playing for Southampton in the late 70's/early 80's (can't remember his name)