Funniest Chant

[33057 Seagull]

Another funny day of chanting was done at Sheff Utd (think it was the year Knight scored in the last minute), when there was sod all singing coming from the home fans.
So we started to take the piss by singing all the gay song at ourselves.
"We're gay, and we know we are"
"Yes my boyfriend knows I'm here"
etc...

At Leeds 1-1 draw.
Us: 'You're too ugly to be gay', 'You don't know till you tried it', too the bare chested skinheads - 'Put you shirts back on Gay Boys'' @we're a town full of pooftahs'

But the best was when we chanted 'You dirty nothern bastards' to which my mate who was a Bradford City STH and wearing his Bradfoird hat, stood, turned to the Albion fans and shouted 'No No, the're not dirty northern bastards, the're Dirty F**King Leeds Bastards'.

Rember quite a few compalints from Leeds with children, that we were all homophobic!!

 

[Mackenzie]

Whilst playing for Liverpool.

He's big
He's red
His feet stick out the bed
Peter Crouch, Peter Crouch.

 

[scousegull]

At Brammall Lane a few seasons ago, on the same day that a whale got stranded in the River Thames. Sang whilst behind Paddy Kenney's goal:

"What's it like to, what's it like to, what's it like to swim the Thames!?"

 

[Taybha]

Cold blow lane many years ago


youre going home in a fookin ambulance , which considering the shitty coach we used to travel in was a bit of a godsend frankly.

 

[astevens76]

Away at Tranmere last season:

Sign on, sign on,
With a pen, in your hand,
Cos' you'll never get, a job

etc

First time I'd heard/sung it. Class

 

[SW17]

Singing aye aye yippy Sun Jihai
Singing aye aye yippy Sun Jihai
Singing aye aye yippy
His dad runs a chippy
aye aye ippy Sun Jihai

 

[Gordon the Gopher]

Should really turn the old favourite round when Orient come visiting next

You've got tiny Cox
You've got tiny Cox
You've got tiny
You've got tiny
You've got tiny Cox!

Still love this as it reminds me of Hereford!

Stevie Gritt Stevie Gritt, Stevie Stevie gritt
he's got no hair but we don't care, Stevie Stevie Gritt!

 

[Bevendean Hillbilly]

a couple of years ago at southend, when jake robinson was warming up by us and we started singing " yorkies gunna get you" and jake hid, i found it quiet funny

Was that the Tuesday night game?

Also remember "Your just a town full of Darrens" and "Cortina and a furry dice doo dah doo dah."

 

[shoreham moonraker]

sang to the charlton chav kids in the play offs last season

"we saw your mum, on jeremy kyle"

 

[Hunting 784561]

"You're going home like Sandy Richardson"

Sung to all away fans from the North Stand in late 1970's - referencing a well known Crossroads wheelchair bound cripple of the time.

 

[wahoo]

"You're going home like Sandy Richardson"

Sung to all away fans from the North Stand in late 1970's - referencing a well known Crossroads wheelchair bound cripple of the time.

that is f***ing hilarious

 

[pornomagboy]

the one i made up a couple of years back when we went to gillingham, we've got o'callaghan you've got a caravan

 

[seagullsdaz]

Last season at Gillingham,

'We've got Pete Brezovan, You've got a caravan'

 

[pornomagboy]

Was that the Tuesday night game?

Also remember "Your just a town full of Darrens" and "Cortina and a furry dice doo dah doo dah."

yeah it was think it was the fa cup or some sort of cup

 

[aberllefenni]

About 10 years ago when we were playing Wrexham, we were joined by 30-40 Norwich fans who were playing Crewe the following day. On the cue of "Norwich, Norwich give us a song, they came up with this one:-

Delia Smith's a classic cook,
She makes the whole team porridge,
She also makes a steak au poivre
But that don't rhyme with Norwich

 

[KaylaRennerz]

(To Ji Sung Park)

Park wherever you may be, they eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse, you could be a scouse
Living off rats in your council house

 

[WhingForPresident]

(To Ji Sung Park)

Park wherever you may be, they eat dogs in your home country
But it could be worse, you could be a scouse
Living off rats in your council house

This is nowhere near what that chant actually is