Surrey_Albion
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I personaly dont want to f*** any man but if things ever changed The Pope would be bottom of my men I would f*** list
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funniest Albion chant
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I personaly dont want to f*** any man but if things ever changed The Pope would be bottom of my men I would f*** list
Not heard much recently though...
Lord Bracknell
On fire
Wasn't it Roger Freestone, playing for Swansea?
Not much changed there then.
We're going to nick your books and bicycles to Oxford fans a very long time ago
Great chants today at that woman in the next stand who was going mental at us.
'who's the slapper in the white?'
Followed by:
'she's got a fanny like a bucket, fanny like a bucket'
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That was quality
Wozza
Shite Supporter
Not in the 90th minute, no.
Wozza
Shite Supporter
Not an Albion original, but always find "Where's your famous Essex slags?" very amusing.
Oh and "Hollyoaks, wank, wank, wank" at Chester.
Oh and "Hollyoaks, wank, wank, wank" at Chester.
Gus is god
Banned
- Sep 9, 2011
- 1,637
Not sure but didn't Fashanu kill him self
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Buzzer
Languidly Clinical
- Oct 1, 2006
- 26,121
Doubt it. That was sung when Fashanu was still very much alive and in the closet.
Working class pride
Banned
- Feb 14, 2010
- 4,932
"Have you ever seen your dick" - to a fat millwall fan playing up. Made funny by two Millwall girls laughing at the bloke and him moving.
"Peter Beales Peter Beales Peter Beales" - to west ham fans to the left of us in the south bank who all had the peter beale hats on. Made much funnier because they hated it.
Your to ugly to be gay - still a good one but when first sung, especially up north was quality.
I used to like the random, funny and at times totally unjustified stick that linesmen and players of both sides used to get at the soldstone as well. Canvey Island players expected the patronising nice clap that non league clubs get at some grounds. Nope, not the goldstone, they got proper respect by getting stick. They didnt help themselves tho as about half the team had pony tails - bunch of tarts. Oh for the days when foootball was funny, people take it all too seriously these days.
Been loads over the years
"Peter Beales Peter Beales Peter Beales" - to west ham fans to the left of us in the south bank who all had the peter beale hats on. Made much funnier because they hated it.
Your to ugly to be gay - still a good one but when first sung, especially up north was quality.
I used to like the random, funny and at times totally unjustified stick that linesmen and players of both sides used to get at the soldstone as well. Canvey Island players expected the patronising nice clap that non league clubs get at some grounds. Nope, not the goldstone, they got proper respect by getting stick. They didnt help themselves tho as about half the team had pony tails - bunch of tarts. Oh for the days when foootball was funny, people take it all too seriously these days.
Been loads over the years
Gus is god
Banned
- Sep 9, 2011
- 1,637
Cool i doubt we would sink that low. I googled it and the only chant i can find close to it is on a pool forum and its about his sexuality, not nice one that.
- Jul 7, 2003
- 47,499
Followed by "sting when you're winning".
I believe he was a Mansfield keeper, possibly called Pearcey or something like that.
the wanderbus
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not funny , not ours...... & its shite
Philzo-93
Well-known member
Leicester away going 1-0 down.
"1-0 AND YOU'RE STILL A SLUT" was very amusing to sing!
"1-0 AND YOU'RE STILL A SLUT" was very amusing to sing!