funniest Albion chant

[The Terminator]

Whats the funniest song you have witnessed us sing over the years .
there has been loads but i always laugh when we do,
[the score] to the batty/Nancy boys .

 

[BHAMAN]

We've got tiny Cox

 

[Seagull kimchi]

We've got a Maltese international.

 

[smudge]

The David Icke song always had oppo fans asking, wtf?

 

[Gully]

When Ken Bates was being introduced to the Leeds fans as the new club chairman we sang:

"He'll build a hotel, then he'll f*** off, he'll build a hotel, then he'll f*** off!"

There have been far more intelligent and inventive songs, but that was pretty good at the time.

 

[Mid Sussex Seagull 17]

This and "We're gay and we're beating you" always good value!

 

[Husty]

And we're going down with Cheltenham town for Sussex by the sea. All together now...

 

[Commander]

"What a waste of Honey"

At some opposing team's Goalkeeper who was wearing a yellow and black horizontal striped keepers shirt.

Back in the Gillingham days, still makes me chuckle now.

 

[Gangsta]

Some cup game v small team at Withdean a few years ago ( cant remember who) we were given the away end for home supporters. They sang "We can see you holding hands" to our own fans. Thats quality.

 

[Storer 68]

This and "We're gay and we're beating you" always good value!

in 1996, under Jimmy Case

The whole North Stand at the Goldstone............................

"We're shit..............................., and we're beating you" (V Darlington probably, we didn't lead in matches then very often!)

"We are here and we're still shit" as a riposte to the "Where were you when you were shit" chant

 

[Storer 68]

"What a waste of Honey"

At some opposing team's Goalkeeper who was wearing a yellow and black horizontal striped keepers shirt.

Back in the Gillingham days, still makes me chuckle now.

Ah yes.

Goal kicks were greeted with a "Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, You're Shit, Ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!"

 

[Seagull kimchi]

Un PC Alert - 'He's big he's brown he bounces on the ground FASHANU! -What was that all about?

 

[Monkey Man]

"You dirty northern bastards", to Bournemouth. Just one of those senseless ones that make me smile.

 

[Gully]

"You dirty northern bastards", to Bournemouth. Just one of those senseless ones that make me smile.

Pretty sure that we sang that to Crawley when we played them in the FA Cup all those years ago!

 

[Albion Rob]

During a 0-0 draw against promotion-chasing Huddersfield in about 1995, one of their defenders got injured somehwere near the North East terrace.

Nothing too unusual here until you consult the matchday programme and realise that this guy has got absolutely enormous ears.

As he's hobbling round the pitch the North Stand strikes up: "Bye bye Big Ears, by by, Big Ears, bye bye Big Ears, bye bye." etc.

As I recall, instead of hobbling past the North Stand he went all the way round past the South Stand before squeezing his giant ears down the West Stand tunnel.

 

[NSK! FUCK THE POPE]

When i was young & had no sense i bought a flute for 50 pence

the only song that i could play was f*** the pope we're the nsk!!!

En-en-en ess kkaaayyyy

 

[Johnnyboy]

I think it was away against exeter last year. They had a hold hands for charity event in the crowd and we sung 'we can see you holding hands!'

And we won!

 

[nawtygully]

northampton away couple of seasons ago cold january night they had a massive lump hubertz i think.. who,s that coming over the hill .. is it a monster came the cry.. was really funny at he time!

 

[Daffy Duck]

The "Drinking pints of whiskey" song was one of the best, especially when we played Spurs in the cup. Even the pundits in the tv studio had a laugh at that.

 

[Withdean11]

Millwall way near Christmas, "Feed the pikeys, let them know it's Christmas time"