Fruit all over the M1!

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

SALAD Out!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

What's with all this Veg nonsense? It's strictly a fruit-based gig. Dontcha know your ONIONS??

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

I hear the drivers been done for breach of the peas

 

[Twinkle Toes]

I hear the drivers been done for breach of the peas

Isn't that an on-the-spot fine Mr H? They ain't gonna be happy what with the hold-ups: & now they're shelling out for personal misdemeanours..

 

[Wilka]

My GRANNY SMITH was held up by this earlier

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Like the vege puns but THREAD TITLE ALERT.

Breaking news; lovers running away to Gretna Green to marry are finding they CANTELOUPE due to the jam.

I bet they feel like a right cuppla fools.

ps They also had a mate with them, but she got out & disappeared when they were held up as she'd completely had enough of playing Gooseberry.

 

[Pavilionaire]

Apparently the lorry driver was listening to The Cranberries when he lost control of the vehicle...

 

[Jahooli]

There will be an inquest, all enquiries are to be directed to QUINCEY.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

There will be an inquest, all enquiries are to be directed to QUINCEY.

Kin 'ell, not that old smoothie?!

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Crash Update: The fruit haulage company involved in the incident have been interviewed by Luton Police. A spokesman described this afternoon's discussion with the local constabulary as "Cordial".

 

[bWize]

The wife was going to pick her husband ( the lorry driver) up - She didn't Ava-Car-Do