Fruit all over the M1!

[grummitts gloves]

Be grape full you weren't caught up in it.

 

[Mendoza]

Be grape full you weren't caught up in it.

orange you glad youre not though!

 

[Badger]

bLIMEy this could drag on a bit

 

[Jahooli]

Traffic still a bit on the SLOE side but police are determined to clear the road KUMQUAT may.

 

[Trufflehound]

I hope no one got their NUTS caught, otherwise they may be SEEDLESS for a while.

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Allegedly Police motorcyclist (A.N. Coppa) was one of the fist officers on the scene. The strewn fruit almost brought him off his bike, & he described it as "A potentially lethal COCKTAIL".

ps Could the Mod's please make this a STICKY - as it seems like a good opportunity to BERRIE all the bad news of late?

 

[Taybha]

im suprised nobody has posted a photo of our sweet baby jesus yet to be honest so

 

[wellquickwoody]

Blockage

A main transport artery choked.

 

[Bwian]

Where can a man go to get away from all these puns?

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Where can a man go to get away from all these puns?

Why not go & get a 4-pack of cider from your local MULBERRY BUSH store? This thread's rapidly running out of JUICE anyway..

 

[Garage_Doors]

Guess its going t get a TRIFLE busy with teh talibacks.

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Police are a-peeling for witnesses

 

[Twinkle Toes]

Police are a-peeling for witnesses

One woman has just come forward, although a Police spokesman commented that she was unable to give them a detailed account of the accident as she was still shocked to the core.

 

[Psychobilly freakout]

I heard his brakes failed due to a break pipe leek

 

[Herr Tubthumper]

It's all been cleared up. That shallot I'm afraid.

 

[Jahooli]

Like the vege puns but THREAD TITLE ALERT.

Breaking news; lovers running away to Gretna Green to marry are finding they CANTELOUPE due to the jam.

 

[Jahooli]

My wife's going to flavour her gin with fruit.

Juniper?

No, she's put a stop to all that.

 

[Trufflehound]

My wife's going to flavour her gin with fruit.

That's the spirit!

 

[Notters]

Can we just SQUASH this silly thread?

 

[Notters]

That's the spirit!

You BEET me to it.