Friday Caption Competition

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Easy one for ya!

 

[Locky]

DK is saying: "Tosser"

 

[Titanic]

SC is saying "What are you staring at, Dick ?"

 

[Northstander]

DK - What the F*** are you doing tosser!?

SC- I'm Reading!!

 

[Mental Lental]

A dick and a dickhead penetrate heavy bush.

 

[Brixtaan]

"Look, come on Steve,we've looked everywhere now,Reading haven't got any fans"




Thanks Tom,this is going to be great.

 

[Seagull over NZ]

"So its not just your shorts you hitch up past the belly button"

 

[Trigger]

"Come along Leon, let's go and meet your new team mates"

 

[perth seagull]

"Dick, help me find my marbles before I do something idiotic like join Reading!".

 

[larus]

Look Steve.
Reading's training facilities won't come anywhere near this.

 

[Soton Seagull]

New 'blended with nature' escalator trialled at Albion training ground.

 

[The Albion Roar]

"I assure you Steve, Withdean is here somewhere"

 

[Dave C]

"Is the coast clear Steve....? I'm going to blow I'm going to blow!"

 

[Rambo]

New Falmer stadium has environmentally friendly seats.
'This should keep the Nimbys happy Steve'

 

[Theatre of Trees]

Coppell's fear of stinging nettles persuades him that he may be better off in Reading's world of concrete.

 

[Yorkie]

You're sinking in the bog Steve? Good. That'll teach you to walk out. Bye..........

 

[The Large One]

Dick and Steve get completely legless.

 

[Deano's Right Foot]

Dick: "Ooh that's nasty Steve. I'd be off to the STD clinic if I was you."

 

[jmc]

The money for Falmer is round here somewhere!

 

[El Presidente]

DK "This is where I normally bury the rest of my garden gnomes"