Friday Caption Competition

[Pavilionaire]

"Steve, loan me Sidwell and you can have as many blackberries as you like!"

 

[ripper]

DK "Keep walking you traitor, the only place you're going is a shallow grave"

 

[Muzzman]

VD Man says "I know you said Withdean Stadium was situated in a leafy suburb, but this is ridculous... got any cream for my itch?"

 

[Set of Tracksuits]

SC: "Careful Dick, these bushes look a bit nasty"

DK: "I know, I've just stumbled into a large prick".

 

[Granny Goodchild]

Dick................... Jesus, Steve, I didn't realise that song was actually true!

 

[Dover]

"Steve. Why have you started training at Black Rock?"

 

[Italiaseagull]

DK "Why are the teamplaying so much long ball?"
SC "The pitch doesn't help"

 

[Barnet Seagull]

Proof that Coppell was leading Knight up the garden path all along...

 

[John Dorian]

STEVE (in a wheelchair ): "where are we going to dick ?"

DICK : to the loonie bin mate, you f*cking loonie

 

[Lady Whistledown]

Coppell:

"Oh come on Dick, just once? Madejski loves it when I do it to him. I only walked out on you because you just don't appreciate me like he does"