French Gas Leak

[Gazwag]

I was a bit concerned when I walked out the door this morning as they are building a load of new houses just over the road from me and a big high pressure gas main goes under the land there and I thought they had broken it. Was relived when my daughter said it was all over facebook that it was from france.

 

[The Wookiee]

Thought we had a gas leak at work in Worthing, smells really strong

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

It smells like cats piss

TOTALLY THAT! I walked outside this morning and was sniffing my door like a looney thinking some tomcat has taken a piss up it!

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Usual whiff of bullshit drifting in from Whitehall here in London.

 

[Zebedee]

Very strong in BN3. Makes your eyes water.

 

[Philzo-93]

It's in Colchester too!

 

[The Antikythera Mechanism]

Putain de bordel de merde !

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

its getting really bad in Burgess Hill at the mo.

 

[HovaGirl]

Thought you were all exaggerating so I went outside for a sniff. Phew! Stinks.

 

[Hillian1]

its getting really bad in Burgess Hill at the mo.

Not according to one of our staff, he's adamant someone is tarring a roof on the Industrial estate.

But then he's a cock anyway.

 

[The Oldman]

Not according to one of our staff, he's adamant someone is tarring a roof on the Industrial estate.

But then he's a cock anyway.

It does smell like the tar they use for roofs. Was very strong in Seaford earlier but seems to be losing its "fragrance" now or I'm getting used to it.

 

[Munkfish]

Housemate could smell this last night, we assumed it was coming from the garages along the road.

 

[Sussex Nomad]

Coco Chanel... smelling of cat piss since 1909.

 

[TWOCHOICEStom]

Perhaps someone farted in our general direction

 

[Frutos]

Perhaps someone farted in our general direction
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Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries!

 

[Nibble]

Upstaird neighbour left his patio doors open last night for his bloody cat, now our building reeks. I'm up by the marina and it stinks outside, like a forecourt.

 

[seagullsovergrimsby]

Residents near Selhurst Park have been speculating that Rentokil might have eventually been successful in unblocking the drains after years of a dreadful stench permeating the air.

 

[Bodular]

Thanks, I have been sniffing for gas all morning

 

[MattBackHome]

Our office has been EVACUATED, despite me saying that the gas leak is a hundred miles away.

Cue PANDEMONIUM in the office.

 

[Ninja Elephant]

This was no accident. This is an attack by the French. Outrageous. How should we respond? I say ship them a load of Tesco value burgers and say NOTHING.