Foxes

[eastlondonseagull]

Any idea what to do about them?

We've got a family of foxes living under our garden. And they're steadily destroying it.

They've dug a long two-foot wide tunnel under our garden, into what we think used to be the street's air-raid shelter. So God knows how many of them are living down there.

I love foxes, but these ones are BLOODY noisy and they're wreaking havoc outside, leaving bones all over the place and digging up the grass. What can I do? Other than hire a few hounds, of course...

Plus, I'm worried they might attack my four cats

 

[wehatepalace]

Any idea what to do about them?

We've got a family of foxes living under our garden. And they're steadily destroying it.

They've dug a long two-foot wide tunnel under our garden, into what we think used to be the street's air-raid shelter. So God knows how many of them are living down there.

I love foxes, but these ones are BLOODY noisy and they're wreaking havoc outside, leaving bones all over the place and digging up the grass. What can I do? Other than hire a few hounds, of course...

Plus, I'm worried they might attack my four cats

Smoke them out, then fill in the hole with concrete

 

[tedebear]

Tiger poo! from B&Q

 

[Trufflehound]

Buy a wolverine.

 

[pasty]

 

[Hannibal smith]

In my student house, we buried them in. Probably not what the RSPCA would suggest but it did work a treat.

 

[Buzzer]

Ask the RSPCA and the league against cruel sports to help. They seem to think that the vermin are cuddly wuddly cutey-wuteys.

 

[Hampden Park]

send in the mossie's

 

[MOWTCHOPS]

In my student house, we buried them in. Probably not what the RSPCA would suggest but it did work a treat.

Thats f***ing disgusting !!!

 

[Napper]

shoot them if you can get a gun , or poison them

vermin !!

 

[wehatepalace]

Call in these badboys !

 

[Tom Hark Preston Park]

Rig up one-way fox-flap type thing, so that the foxes can get out of the hole but can't get back in.

 

[Lokki 7]

send in the mossie's

That'll learn em!

 

[Nibble]

Ring pest control on 01273 484354 for advice. You can buy treatments from Garden centres to put around where you think the foxes enter, they produce an odour that foxes hate, after a while they will f*** off. Or Passive Infra Red emitters which produce a sound that drives foxes away (garden centres)

 

[Ozymandias]

Call in these badboys !

He wants to get rid of the foxes not trash the rest of his garden, which is what this lot of fools would end up doing.

Call the RSPCA ...

 

[Trufflehound]

Leave out a few prominent copies of "Watchtower" and invite them inside to talk about giving their lives to Jesus.

They'll disappear of their own accord in no time.

 

[Silent Bob]

send in the mozzie's

Or better yet a Honey Badger.

 

[wehatepalace]

He wants to get rid of the foxes not trash the rest of his garden, which is what this lot of fools would end up doing.

Call the RSPCA ...

Oh perlease.................... it was a joke ! Like the guys gonna have an entire fox hunt charging round his garden !

 

[turienzo's lovechild]

buy a HIPPO

 

[Trufflehound]

Had her...