Forster-watch

[Yorkie]

I've got an Andrew Whing watch. It ticks over very nicely, but the face is f***ing hideous.

Unfair. He looks like a Viking.

 

[MOG]

I've got a Leeds watch but it's too MASSIVE for my wrist. Oddly enough whenever I think about going to Europe it won't work at all.

 

[Gully]

...is that the watch that should be beating all others...hands down!

 

[Easy 10]

I've got an El Presidente watch. It comes with a nice gold chain to hang from, but I much prefer the strap on.

 

[Fourteenth Eye]

Unfair. He looks like a Viking.

Steptoe was a VIKING

 

[Mendoza]

My Racon watch is amazing but I have to give it back mext month

 

[Braders]

I've got a Paul Brooker watch - looks flashy but stops working in winter

exactly the same with my Seb Carole watch

 

[magoo]

i've got 2 Kerry Mayo watches if anyone wants one?

 

[Silent Bob]

I bought a Shane McFaul watch but I don't know why.

 

[Yorkie]

I had a Wes Fogden watch but have had to lend it to someone in Bognor.

 

[Yorkie]

I'll do it before Tom Hark gets in.

I've got a Joe Gatting watch but it runs slow.

 

[Hiney]

I've got a seagull9 watch - it's set 20 minutes fast so I can leave the pub early enough to pick my tickets

 

[ATFC Seagull]

My Adam El-Abd watch seems to have no end of useful fully-working functions, but struggles to tell the time.

 

[Yorkie]

I've got a Paul Rogers watch but it has decided to pack it in this year.

 

[Gazwag]

My Chelsea supporting mate has a Drogba watch problem is the strap is useless, one gentle nudge and its fallen on the floor.

Still not as bad as that Arsenal watch that's all in a foreign language.

 

[Mendoza]

My Alex Ferguson watch keeps adding on time at the end of the day for no reason whatsoever

 

[Rambo]

All the girls love my Ronaldo watch, but I think its a bit gay. A great performer though.

 

[Buzzer]

I've got a Jeremy Beadle watch but it died on me. It was crap anyway. Only one hand worked.

 

[perth seagull]

I used to have a Wayne Henderson watch. It did a decent enough job, but when I started wearing my classier Michel Kuipers watch, it coincidentally stopped working. So I had to sell it.

 

[Elder for England]

I've got a seagull9 watch - it's set 20 minutes fast so I can leave the pub early enough to pick my tickets